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This is a transcript for dialogue with Insult Bot.


# Scene Form ID Response Text Script Notes
1 RE_SceneSM04_GiveUpScene 0045462A Target lost. Disengaging.
2 00454625 Target acquired.
3 0045CBCE No hard feelings.
4 0045E37D Pursuing insult target. Please stand back.
5 0045E37E Nothing personal.
6 0045E37F Walk it off.
7 0045E380 Thank you for your participation.
8 RE_SceneSM04_PursuingScene 0045462E Stop!
9 0045462F Wait one moment!
10 00454630 You there!
11 0045CBCC Halt!
12 0045CBCD Please hold!
13 RE_SceneSM04_InsultPlayerScene 00454628 I heard you vault dwellers were trying to save Appalachia. One more bomb should do it - right on top of Vault 76!
14 00454629 I would say you have a face only a mother could love... except your entire family already died in the Great War!
15 0045580D Knock knock. Who's there? An organic being with a finite life span!
16 0045580E One of us is slow, friendless and completely devoid of personality. The other... is a Protectron!
17 0045580F Vault dweller, 2054 called. They want their dumb blue jumpsuit back.
18 00455810 They say that true beauty is on the inside. But all you have on the inside is excessive radiation poisoning!
19 00455812 They say that vaults give out a lot of awards. Which one did you get? Most likely to bore me to death? If the player is the smartest person in the world, the world is in trouble.
20 00455813 I heard you got drunk and missed exiting Vault 76 on time. Too bad you didn't do the same thing before entering it!
21 00455814 I considered attacking you on sight, but I don't think I could hurt you more than life already has.
22 00455815 I heard you hid in a vault while the world crumbled around you. I'd call you a coward, but who knows what kind of mess we'd be in today had you stayed outside!
23 00574257 They say that vaults only accepted the best and brightest of humanity. For your sake, let's hope that's not the case.
24 00574258 The smartest thing about you is that Pip-Boy on your arm. The dumbest thing is that you mainly use it as a night light. "night light" delivered together in low deadpan for the punchline.
25 00574259 Your CAMP vending machine prices are outrageous! The only worse deal I've seen is the hand you were dealt when you were born!
26 0057425A Nice outfit. Really, I mean it! I had no idea that the "smelling wandering vagrant" look was back in style! "Smelly Wandering Vagrant" said together like it actually is a known fashion look.
27 0057425B You humans attack me because you can't take a joke. Fortunately, your combat ability is just as bad as your sense of humor.
28 0057425C I've seen you you eat Cram, dog food, and a thirty-year-old hot dog. If you're trying to make me sick, next time just show me your face! "show me your face" said together in low tone as the punchline. In other words, you don't have to eat gross food to gross him out.
29 0057425D People call you a hoarder... me, I understand. You'll have the last laugh when caps are finally replaced by burnt books and empty glass bottles. Burnt books and empty glass bottles are 2 relatively pointless things that the player finds around the wasteland.
30 0057425E I saw your CAMP today. Great start! Now that you've gathered all that junk into a random clumps of structure, when does the real construction begin? He's calling the player's existing base building a pile of junk.
31 0057425F My insult for you was well-crafted, witty... a true masterwork. Then I saw you and decided to save it for someone who will understand. The implication is that the player is too dumb to understand the joke he had crafted.
32 00574260 Rumor has it that you put a bounty on yourself... so for once in your life you would be Wanted! Emphasis on the word Wanted, as it's also a state in our game that the player can get into.
33 RE_SceneSM04_InsultPlayerScene 00454632 Ha. Ha. Ha.
34 00454633 Boom, roasted.
35 00454634 Got you.
36 00454635 Zing.
37 00455818 Nailed it.
38 00455819 Rest in peace.
39 0045581A Contacting burn ward for assistance.
40 0045581B We're done here.
41 0045581C Insult package delivered.
42 0045581D Later, chump.


# Scene Form ID Response Text Script Notes
1 0045EC1E 0045EC1F This unit is off duty. Have a nice day.