|The following is based on Fallout Shelter or Fallout Shelter Online and some details might contradict canon.|
The top room contains a pair of "dwellers" you can speak to. Most dialogue options don't really matter on this quest and are just for fun. The room contains a sci-fi fan outfit, just like the ones the "dwellers" are wearing. The second floor also has a "dweller" you can speak to. The next room to the left has two radscorpions. The third floor has another group of "dwellers" you can speak to. The room they are in contains a random legendary junk. The rightmost room has a pair of radscorpions. The fourth floor has another "dweller". The fifth floor has an irradiated radscorpion accompanied by another radscorpion. Irradiated radscorpions have a powerful lunge attack if the fight goes on for long enough, which can kill a dweller if they are below max health. To the right of that are two more radscorpions. The sixth floor has the a group of "dwellers" as well as the "overseer". Depending on the dialogue option you select, it can lead to a fight. Only the first dialogue option is peaceful. Either way, an alien blaster is rewarded, and the room contains two Nuka-Cola Quantum. The next room to the left has a pair of radscorpions. On the bottom floor, there are another pair of radscorpions in the leftmost room.
|Opening message||Dweller response||Character response|
|Greetings, fellow human beings, and welcome to our Vault.|
It is good to encounter you, because we are a social, gregarious species.
|This isn't really a Vault, it's an abandoned mine.||Ha ha yes, you have gotten us. You are funny and as humans we like to laugh.|
|Have you guys seen strange lights in the sky?||All lights in the sky are normal. You were confused by the planet Venus ha ha.|
|Sorry, complimentary what?||Ha ha, just kidding. Humor is a distinctive human trait, wink wink.|
|[High-pitched guttural shriek]|
Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else ha ha.
|Seen anything strange lately?||Everything here is normal human stuff, no space aliens on a mission or anything.|
|Can we see your Overseer?||Ha ha “take us to your leader” - I got that humorous cultural reference.|
|Look, John Smith, other fellow human beings like us ha ha.|
Hello there, I am the human called John Smith, which is a human name.
|We're investigating strange lights in this area.||There is no need, you should go back home to enjoy a nice beverage and foodstuff.|
|Nice to meet you both. Are you related?||Ha ha well we were hatched in the same pod, so to speak ha ha.|
|I don't see many women here... Are you guys all male?||Good catch ha ha but seriously we do need females if you can spare some that'd be great.|
|I would very much like to telephone home.|
Ha ha just kidding, this Vault is our home now.
|This isn't a Vault, it's a cave.||Ha ha you say Zeta Reticuli a, I say Zeta Reticuli b...|
|You mean Radscorpions? We'll take care of those.||It is through collaboration that our primitive species evolves!|
|Ah, the other humans of which we have heard. I am the one called Overseer.|
I hope you find everything here normal and not at all disquieting ha ha.
|You guys seem like pretty regular folks.||Super, now go tell others never to come here because everything is normal ha ha.|
|About those strange lights...||Ha ha no problem just look inside the opening of this pistol-like artefact.|
|Well, you guys are a *little* bit weird.||ALERT! ALERT! ENGAGE EXTERMINATION PROTOCOL!|