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Hey idiots is a paper note in Fallout 76, introduced in the Burning Springs update.

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This note can be found on top of the receptionist's desk, inside the museum at the World of Corn.

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Hey, Idiots:

Someone forgot to power down Cobby when they left for the evening. And no, I don't care who, so don't bother to come by with excuses. If you don't turn him off he won't stop.

Do you have any idea how much wear and tear he'll accumulate? Know anything about asset depreciation? Does the bottom line mean anything to you?

I can't make this any clearer: turn Cobby OFF at the end of the day.

Screw up again and you won't need to bother coming back.

--Bentley

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