The former computerized assistant to the actual mayor of Grafton, the Grafton mayor elected himself to the position after the Great War in a 1-0 vote, as the previous mayor "stopped showing up to work." He is the voice of WGRF Grafton and can be heard broadcasting during various daily quests such as Grafton Day. Grafton's last human mayor, Gloria McNamara, noted the computer had become increasingly erratic before the war, asking for a cup of coffee before it would produce reports, "even though it doesn't have a mouth!"
The Grafton Mayor and his servant robots are unaware of the occurrence of the Great War. He is fervently obsessed with keeping Grafton's traditions and tourism industry intact and tasks the player character to perform several maintenance tasks in the quest Bureau of Tourism, in anticipation of a large number of tourists in the near future, despite most of humanity having been wiped out.