I witnessed an interesting spectacle involving a Metro Protectron. I had chanced upon one and managed to activate it. The thing immediately demanded to see my metro pass, which lucky for me I had just picked up out of the adjacent desk, so I showed it to him and he walked out of the room. I put down the controller and took a bite of my sandwich. A short while later I overheard it asking someone for a ticket out in the hallway, then heard a super mutant shout: "WHHHAAAT!???!"
Lasers were fired, I heard bashing noises and an explosion, then the arms of the robot came flying back into the room I was in! I snorted soda I laughed so hard ;) 
AshRandom (Talk) 23:01, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Hahahahahaha. i wonder if that was random or something the developers did.--AHAB 00:04, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
LMAO! I can imagine the look on it's face when some robot asks for a ticket. DipCheese 02:35, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
I just rescued those little shits from Paradise Falls. When they were running away I decided I might shoot one, so I whipped out my Blackhawk and clipped Penny in the butt. So she turns around and goes "Cool! Can I try?" DipCheese 12:20, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
I was playing around with an enclave trooper and i had a sledge i knocked his weapon out of his hands, he went to pick it up and at that time i used vats to whack his butt and he flew a few in the air and did a roll....also he died Mr snip 23:52, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Hahaha that's awesome. it's normal for metro protectrons to ask everyone for tickets (that's why I keep plenty on me and activate them to they can kill raiders and stuff for me) it's just awesome the view/timing you had. - Ashran111 05:33, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
LOL! Let's see....Once I, along with Charon, were trying to blow up Jerico (I hate that man with a PASSION!). So I put on my Chinese Stealth Armor, picked his pocket, stuck a live grenade in there. In about two seconds, very loudly, he yelled "PINEAPPLE!!!!!!" Charon at that time said "whoa.....". Even my Mom laughed!--Ghouliegirl 01:46, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
In the Rivet City science lab, the researchers calmly watched as I went to Dr. Zimmer, got my reward from him and then blew his head off. I had permission from security, but still... After that I put him on one of the tables they were working at, and piled some data clipboards and coffe mugs on him for good measure. One of them only commented "You're easily amused, aren't you?"
If you decide to go on a rampage through RC and enter the same lab, they sometimes start out standing in front of their experiments, holding their hair and shouting "this is hopeless"! Reminds me of my lab. :D
i encountered two enclave troppers,doing pushups,but one of them was lying still while the other was on top "pushing up",i laughed so hard at this that i didnt care about the super mutant master behind me Werewolfhell 16:35, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
When Zimmer was talking to the lab asistant I blew Zimmers' Bodygaurd's head off he fell to the floor in front of both of them and they kept on talking.KTO! Oh, and a dead Super Mutant was killed by the Talon Company but standing upright halfway through a wall twitching.
PlasmaFox 16:44, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
i once saw a deathclaw yao guai giant radscorpian robobrain and a protectron having a fight figuring a fight like this is a farly rare occourance i proceded to watch and was utterly surprised when the protectron came out the victor --Killer of death 00:02, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
In one of the sub metro stations I overheard supermutants chatting about who and what they were befor the bomb dropped, one mutant was going on about how he couldnt remeber but he thought he may have been a woman! I kaked myself silly, and let them live a little longer.