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YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST F**CKING MASSIVELY INCREDIBLY AWESOMELY - (AND BY AWESOMELY, I MEAN THE WORD THAT THE WORD SCIENTISTS (WHO CREATE NEW WORDS) HAVE NOT YET CREATED. BUT, THE WORD THEY ARE CONCEIVING, IS A WORD IMMEASURABLY, WITH THE MOST REMARKABLE SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE, IN EVERY WAY, WHICH, WITH ETERNAL, EVERLASTING INCONTROVERTIBLY WILL LIMITLESSLY OVERSHADOW THE WORD 'AWESOMELY') COOL!
Just let me start off by saying that I have been playing Fallout Three game of the year edition for...lets just say far far too long! I have been using your wikia to guide me, advise me, inform me, to give me tips and tricks, exploits, glitches and information that is so in depth and detailed, that in some cases it's just freakin crazy!!
For example: if I wanted to find out what flavour of candy Moira Brown likes best, exactly where and how to acquire the candy, discover the the fact that in order to acquire it you have to simultaneously mezz Harden Simms while on 4 psychos and 6000 Yao Guai meats- which then turns the game into 'turn based battle' mode, and the enemy you now face is THE MYSERIOUS STRANGER himself! :o! he drops from the sky bofore you, and an extended fully orchestrated version of his theme begins and lasts the whole battle! I am then told by your guide that, since one mysterious stranger bullet will kill you no matter WHAT your stats, you have three seconds to select from the drop down turn based battle menu -summon, then use Shiva on him (frantically scroll past -Attack, Magic, Stealth boy, vaccum cleaner til you get to SUMMON, she is the 7th down after 'domesticated Ghoul', 'Gandalf the naked' 'Gary 0.533' 'THREE DAWG, AWOOOOOO!', 'Cloud strife' and 'Mister GALLANT') and then while Shiva is distracting him (she goes to use diamond dust but the 44. magnum round has just passed through her jugular at faster than light speed and you see her limp deceased form for a split second as she is propelled off past the bit on the map where the game usually says "you cannot proceed any further in this direction" you then have half a second to reverse pickpocket it from the mysterious stranger (0.000001% chance of success with full sneak) which for some reason removes not only the candy, but his coat and trousers, revealing that he is wearing a laced pink thong and a white, frilly c cup lace brassiere, both stuffed with .44 rounds.... (from then on, any time the mysterious stranger appears in vats he will still be in the undergarments and his theme changes to a wolf whistle, he will also be giving the player a very dark look which portrays the message "if it weren't written into the code that I have to help you...lets just say that I'd cripple a part of you that doesn't show up in that little pip boy of yours... then i'd shoot your god-damn pip boy off for what you did to me..."
Then after you take the candy to Moira she will reward you by having a wild night of 'fun' lasting 24 hours of real time (not game time) which cannot be skipped... She will then load the megaton nuke into her 'TESTED TRIED AND PROVEN M.I.R.V.' then proceed to fire it at Tenpenny Tower. After a few minutes of waiting the body of Allistar Tenpenny (who is still alive after the blast) will fall, screaming like a girl "AIIIIIIIAAAAAAGHHH" *thud* landing face first into the spot where the megaton nuke was. This will then cause the Church of Atom to change their name to the Church of Tenpenny (if you go to drink the water from around him you die instantly and are flung higher than then height Tenpenny Tower used to be (while all this is happening everyone else in megaton is simply going about their usual business, completely oblivious to all that is taking place). Moira returns to Crater-side Supply, and from then on an extra option is available with Moira - fancy a quickie? (the player thinks "24 hours is a quickie....? how long is a normal 'round of fun time' with Moira gonna take...... :S "
Sorry for being a crazy mo fo there guys but you get my point I hope..., fallout 3 GOTY without your wiki was amazing and I would have probably spent about 60 hours on it and then just left it.
Fallout 3 with your wiki, well... let's just say- when I die.... I'll still be playing fallout 3 GOTY, and I'll still be usin the best god-damn wikia page there is. Thank you ALL for making my fallout experience better than words can express (but which I might be able to express soon if the word scientists hurry up! ;)
I tried to get in touch with your Wiki page before, but just ended up sending a message to wikia (general) and it didn't reach you guys, so I hope someone from the team who make all the magic on here happen reads this, even just one, it would make my day to let you know you and your work is much appreciated.
Love You guys more than I love my wife. You are gods. You complete me. I want to do naughty things to all of you. yeah even you man, even you... ;)
Xx - From Malcolm!
ps. I'd love to hear back but if you are just too busy being fabulous like the Eagles, then I hope you at least get a chance to read my very serious mail, it must be read and taken very seriously.
Farewell my beloveds, Do take care now and don't mess with Moira Brown...
That was some funny shit XD ( From fallout wiki user "TheCouriersBestMate"