From: Watch Master Floyd
Earl can fall off a cliff... AND HE WILL
I'd like to see him sit around all day while I go out and have all the fun! We talked about this and I get my fair share of the loot... it's my chair and its always gonna be my chair.
Get Earl to come talk to me up here, and tell him I'm thinking about letting him have it. We're gonna get him to walk over and inspect it. I'll do the talking. When his back is facing you, push him off the ledge.
Now, don't forget what's in it for you.