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This is a transcript for dialogue with Biv. |
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Dialogue_P01A_Nukashine_Biv[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 1 | 003EC1B3 | Once upon a time there was a brain in a jar, and he lived happily ever after. |
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| 2 | 003EC1B4 | What was that sound? Oh! It's just my treads again. |
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| 3 | 003EC1B5 | Does it smell like alcohol down here, or is it just me? |
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| 4 | 003EC1B6 | *hic* Uh, sorry. |
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| 5 | 003EC1B7 | My friends are- *hic* They are great. 'Specially that lovely little brick over there. How you doin', bricky? |
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| 6 | 003F0477 | My imbibulation chamber is feelin'- *hic* It's feelin' empty. Or is that my combobulatin' unit? |
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| 7 | 003F0478 | Well, where's Lewis, anyway? We didn't get to talk much, um... I'd like to tell him how swell I'm doin'! |
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| 8 | 003F0479 | Ah... today's a beautiful day. The floors are green, the walls are blue, and the sky is shining like the sun. |
Biv has seen the world in changing colors since he first tasted Nukashine | |
| 9 | 003F047A | There is no l-lollygagging here, I'll have you know. No way! I am a full-time rummy, and this cellar is my stellar office. |
rummy = drunken bum | |
| 10 | 003F047B | 99 bottles o' 'shine on the wall, 99 bottles o' 'shine! Take one down, drink it right down... 84 bottles o' 'shine on the wall! |
Singing to the tune of "99 Bottles of Beer" | |
| 11 | 003EC1C0 | And how are we doin' this very, very *hic* very swell evening? |
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| 12 | 003EC1C1 | More company! Well, it must be my birthday. |
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| 13 | 003EC1C2 | You came down to this musty old cellar, just for me? You shouldn't have. |
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| 14 | 003EC1C3 | Any drinks you need me to test? My imb-bibing chamber is always open. *long burp* |
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| 15 | 003EC1C4 | You know, if life ever does get you down, don't be afraid to consult ole Biv E. Ridge about what's eatin' ya. |
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| 16 | 003F04A5 | Oh! Uh, good evening, sir! My name is sober, and I am most assuredly quite Biv. |
Biv thinks the player is a police officer | |
| 17 | Wait a- You're not a copper? Well, you scared the headlights off of me! | |||
| 18 | 003F04A6 | Biv's the name, drinking's the game. And I am in first place, old boy! |
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| 19 | 003F04A7 | Biv's the name, drinking's the game. And I am in first place, doll! |
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| 20 | 003F04A8 | Oh, don't be shy! Come on over and punch the bag with me! |
punch the bag = make small talk | |
| 21 | 003F04A9 | I'm not too shy to say I'm pos-i-lute-ly pleased to see you. |
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| 22 | 003F04AA | Hot dawg! If it isn't my bestest of friends! |
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| 23 | 003F04AB | Care for a drink? I'm on a toot, and I wouldn't mind the company! |
on a toot = on a drinking binge | |
| 24 | 003F04AC | Oh! Er! Ma'am! Uh, my name is sober, and I am most definitely Biv! |
Biv thinks the player is a police officer | |
| 25 | Wait a- You're not a copper! You scared the headlights outta me! | |||
| 26 | Biv_Greeting_TestComplete | 003F04AE | One more completed quality test: comin' right up. |
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| 27 | 003F04AF | All done, now? Hope it wasn't a trip for biscuits. |
trip for biscuits = wild good chase | |
| 28 | 003F04B0 | Hey, now you're on the trolley! |
"You've got it!" | |
| 29 | 003F04B1 | Done already? You're unreal! |
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| 30 | 003F04B2 | You look like you know your onions. |
know your onions = know what you're talking about | |
| 31 | 003F04B3 | I'm awful keen to hear how it went. |
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| 32 | 003F04B4 | Don't tell me. It went swell, didn't it? |
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| 33 | 003F04B5 | Seems like you haven't been lo-lo-lollygaggin'! |
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| 34 | 003F04B6 | Well, aren't you on top of things, hm? |
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| 35 | 003F04B7 | Done with the test, doll? |
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| 36 | 003F04B8 | Done with the test, old boy? |
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| 37 | Biv_InfoGroup_HurryBack | 003F04BA | Hurry back tomorrow, would ya? I could use some more help. |
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| 38 | 003F04BB | So, I can expect your company tomorrow, right? I'm lookin' forward to it. |
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| 39 | 003F04BC | Until next time, doll! Hopefully tomorrow. Door's always open. |
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| 40 | 003F04BD | Until next time, old boy! Hopefully tomorrow. Door's always open. |
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| 41 | 003F04BE | These tests have been a breeze since you showed up. You'll keep comin', won't ya? |
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| 42 | 003F04BF | You wanna know what tomorrow's test will be? No sneaky peekys! Come back and see for yourself. |
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| 43 | D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart | 003EC1A9 | Got some giggle water for me? |
giggle water = booze |
| 44 | 003EC1AA | It sure is that time again! |
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| 45 | 003EC1AB | 'Hoa! Just in- Just in time to help me with my spifflication! |
spifflication = drunkenness | |
| 46 | 003EC1AC | Has it been a day already? |
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| 47 | 003EC1AE | One time I b-burped so hard my eye popped out. Well, I learned my lesson. I am never drinking a Fizzy Sally again. |
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| 48 | 003EC1AF | Are you wonderin' if I get lonely down here? Psssh. Not a chance! I'm the best *hic* I'm the- I'm the best company I could ever want! |
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| 49 | 003EC1B0 | I would share a drink with you if it wasn't against the rules. Alright, you convinced me! I'll break 'em, just for you. |
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| 50 | 003EC1B1 | Let's dance, doll! I will do my best not to *hic* tread on your toes. |
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| 51 | 003EC1B2 | Watch out! The coppers are comin'! |
coppers = police | |
| 52 | Haha, gotcha! Aw, you shoulda seen the look on your face! | |||
| 53 | 003F04C6 | Down to- *burp* Oh, 'scuse me. Down to business, shall we? |
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| 54 | 003F04C7 | Got some drinks for testin'? Well, I'm your brain. |
Like "I'm your man" | |
| 55 | 003F04C8 | Another Biv quality test, comin' right up! |
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| 56 | 003F04C9 | Biv E. Ridge, reportin' for duty! |
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| 57 | 003F04CA | Let's see what we got on the ole docket for today! |
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| 69 | 0047CF19 | Hey, look at us! You're back, and I'm ready for booze. |
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| 58 | 003F04CB | You know what I think? Well, I think that- Well, that I already forgot what I was talkin' about. |
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| 59 | 003F04CC | You ever wondered what it's like to be, um... What's the word for not drunk? I- I mean, I sure haven't. |
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| 60 | 003F04CD | You know, I am so glad you're here. You are one of my very *hic* my very best friends. |
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| 61 | 003F04CE | Everything is Jake. I've got a good friend, a warm drink, and a cozy hideaway. What more could a brain want? |
Everything's Jake = Everything's good | |
| 62 | 003F04CF | How's the bizzy? How's the bizzy wizzy- The bus- How's the business! With you in charge there must be lotsa customers, hm? |
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| 63 | 003F04D0 | Let's dance, old boy! I'll try *hic* I'll try not to tread on your toes. |
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| 64 | Biv_Greeting_QualityTest | 003F04D2 | Takin' a break? Well isn't it nice of you to spend it with me, thank you. |
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| 65 | 003F04D3 | No rush on that drink. This quality test is already over- *hic* overdue. I mean, how much more due can it get? |
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| 66 | 003F04D4 | You got that brewin' station figured out, dontcha? I hear you can use it to make all kindsa drinks. |
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| 67 | 003F04D5 | If I can recall, brewing is only the first step. After that, there's fermen... fermenen... ah... fermentation! |
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| 68 | 003F04D6 | This quality test is of utter importance for my gut. I mean, for the business. For- For- For the business, of course. Yeah. |
P01A_Nukashine[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 69 | 003EC1BA | Lemme be on the level with ya. This is tough, but if I don't get that Nukashine soon, I just might be sober. |
This is a tragedy | |
| 70 | 003EC1BB | Nukashine sure did change my perspective on things. Say, didn't the world used to stay just the one color? |
Biv has seen the world in changing colors since he first tasted Nukashine | |
| 71 | 003EC1BC | That drink you're brewin'... Lewis said it was, uh... his magnum... whadja call it? Ooh, magnus opal! Right, or somethin' like that. |
He's thinking of "magnum opus" | |
| 72 | 003EC1BD | My advice to you? Get a wiggle on and bring me that Nuka drink! |
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| 73 | 003EC1BE | Still no Nukashine? *sigh* I suppose nobody's perfect. |
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| 74 | 0047BBFB | 'Scuse me, there. I could- *hic* I could, y'know, really use a hand, and you got more than just the one. |
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| 75 | 0047C4AF | Do I smell me a Nukashine? |
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| 76 | P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete | 003F046F | Hi, I'm Biv! And Biv E. Ridge is the #1 alcohol quality-testing Robobrain in all of Appyda- Appy- Appstay- Appalachia! |
He's attempting to pronounce "Appalachia" |
| 77 | Well, this juice joint's premier drink - Nukashine! - is long overdue for a Biv Quality Test. | |||
| 78 | Would you be a nice fella and whip me up a batch of Nukashine so I can do my job, please? | |||
| 79 | I do have the recipe right here, but... I think I might've sorta kinda dropped part of it in the locked supply room. Dopey me! | |||
| 80 | 0047BBFC | Hi, I'm Biv! And Biv E. Ridge is the #1 alcohol quality-testing Robobrain in all of Appyda- Appy- Appstay- Appalachia! |
He's attempting to pronounce "Appalachia" | |
| 81 | Well, this juice joint's premier drink - Nukashine! - is long overdue for a Biv Quality Test. | |||
| 82 | Now, would you be a doll and whip me up a batch of Nukashine? So I can do my job, please. | |||
| 83 | I do have the recipe right here, but... I think I might've sorta kinda dropped part of it in the locked supply room. Dopey me! | |||
| 84 | P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestComplete | 0047C4B0 | Let me just put that in my imbibing chamber and... *gulp gulp gulp* |
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| 85 | Wow! Now that is a drink! *burp* 'Scuse me. | |||
| 86 | Here's the report. Quality Rating: blissful. Side Effects: illness, addiction, permanent brain damage... Y'know, the list goes on, it's not great, but you get the idea. | |||
| 87 | Your customers will be raving if you serve this drink! Alive? I dunno, but do not sweat the details. | |||
| 88 | Won't you come back tomorrow and help me with my daily quality test? I got plenty more recipes to try out. |
D01A_Wasted[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 1 | 003F0469 | 003F046B | *gulp gulp gulp gulp* |
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| 2 | 00454D20 | 003EC39D | Oh, this is nifty. I am seein' some brand new colors right now, and they are really pretty. Biv stamp of approval - granted! |
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| 3 | 003EC39E | What was this one supposed to do again? I think it's not that... Oh boy... Oh, it's a good- Oh! *wheezing* It's a good one! |
Dizzy | |
| 4 | 003F046C | Oh, this is somethin' real- *hic* This is somethin'. Oh, this is somethin'. *hic* I think I could- *hic* Oh, heck! *hic* I approve! *hic* Oh boy. |
Overcome by hiccups | |
| 5 | 003F046D | Thatsa real unique taste. I detect hints of alcohol, with a faint trace of *long sniff* intoxification. Good stuff. |
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| 6 | 003F046E | Wow! I'm not dead. I'm not dead! I'm not dead, am I? Well, then I say serve it. |
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| 7 | 003F0B8C | Ooh. I can feel myself becoming stronger, more precise, and most importantly... cooler. Call me... Biv the Shiv. |
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| 8 | 003F0B8E | Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. The world is not on fire, the world is not on fire. THE WORLD IS ON FIRE! THE WORLD IS ON FIRE! |
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| 9 | 003F0B90 | *shivers* That drink is buzzin' through my wires! I know you wanna get close to me, but, y'know, beware of static shock. |
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| 10 | 003F0B92 | Woah, is that the padding of paws I hear? The howl of wolves? Now I'm certain I can hear every single blade of grass. Hoppy Hunter lives up to its name. |
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| 11 | 003F0B94 | Wow! I am a brick! One solid hunk a' metal! Yeah, just try to put me down now, coppers! Hahahahaha! |
coppers = police | |
| 12 | 003F0B96 | Say, is there anything you need me to carry for ya? I mean, it can be up to ten times my weight, and, uh, all I really need is an unbroken line to my destination. |
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| 13 | 003F0B98 | Stay back. Stay back! This drink is... it's giving me the thirst. Save yourself, doll. Save yourself! |
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| 14 | 003F0B99 | Stay back. Stay back! This drink is... it's giving me the thirst. Save yourself, old boy. Save yourself! |
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| 15 | 00454D21 | 003EC3D5 | Last time I drank Lead Champagne, I rolled into a wall for 10 hours straight and didn't get a single scratch. Now let's see if you can make a batch that effective, hm? |
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| 16 | 003EC3D7 | I have got a new recipe with your name written all over it! |
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| 17 | Aw, I shoulda... *hic* I shoulda actually written your name on it. Oh, what a bad time not to have opposable thumbs. | |||
| 18 | 003EC3DA | Today's quality test: Hoppy Hunter. *hic* Longtime favorite of the man who killed three wolves with one half of one bullet. |
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| 19 | 003F0489 | I betcha even the Silver Shroud'd benefit from a sip of Ballistic Bock. Ooohh, brew me some so I can be a vigilante for a day! |
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| 20 | 003F048B | Wow, Firecracker Whiskey. I won't turn down a drink, but I do need to prepare myself for this one. World's not on fire, the world's not on fire... |
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| 21 | 003F048D | Zap! Serve me up some High Voltage Hefeweizen to make me a certified god of thunder! |
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| 22 | 003F048F | Today we'll test whether Rad Ant Lager really makes you feel like an ant. Wouldn't that be somethin'? |
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| 23 | 003F0491 | Do you think if I drank Tick Blood Tequila, 'kay, that I could suck blood, too? Do I have the right number of appendigables? Is- I think it's worth a try, right? |
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| 24 | 003F753E | I, uh, I can't remember what this drink is called, but I hear it is swell! Where'd I hear that from? Oh, uh... friends? My friends? |
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| 25 | 003F753F | This drink- I am really looking forward to trying this drink here. So I look forward to every drink... 'cause I appreciate the small things. |
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| 26 | 003F7540 | Another new recipe for ya, straight from the archives of where I found it on the floor. Don't mind the alcohol stains. |
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| 27 | 003F7541 | If anyone can brew this new recipe, I know for sure it would be you. You've *hic* never let me down before, dollface. |
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| 28 | 003F7547 | If anyone can brew this new recipe, I know for sure it'd be you. You've *hic* never let me down, old boy. |
D01A_Tipsy[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 1 | 003EC398 | 003EC3A0 | Y'know, some say giggle water makes your limbs into noodles. Noodles, that's fun to say. Nooooodles! Others perk right up for a fight. So, which one are you? |
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| 2 | I don't have a good punchin' hand, so could you stand in for me and start a bar fight for me, please? What, it's for science! | |||
| 3 | 003EC3A2 | A good fuzz tends to make everything look a bit buzzy. I've been fuzzy so long I tend to think I see things a little clearer now. |
He's mixing up buzz/fuzzy | |
| 4 | I need a second opinion. Pick up a buzz and go see how your shooting goes. I'd say be careful not to hurt anybody, but doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of this test? | He's mixing up buzz/fuzzy | ||
| 5 | 003EC3A4 | Now- Listen, I know my imbibing chamber can keep down whatever it takes in. And I mean anything. I hear humans are different, so I just need you to do this little test for me, 'kay? |
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| 6 | Pair a drink with somethin'- something that's not meant to ferment. See how your imbibing chamber does with a full course meal. Be sure to enjoy, 'kay? | |||
| 7 | 003EC3A6 | Liquor really fuels my charms, but believe it or not it also makes me say stupid things! Is it the same for you? |
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| 8 | Think you could act sober enough to talk some sap into a good price? Do it and I'll pull my treads over my head like a bundled baby! *crying* I shouldn't have said that. | jorum of skee = swig of alcohol | ||
| 9 | 003EC3A8 | Making that first batch is easy, but what about number two? Your hands are twitchy, your head is spinny, the whole world is lit up with sparkles... Ooh! |
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| 10 | Then someone like me asks you to use that head for something useful, besides bein' a hat rack. See if you can make something worth half a dollar while spifflicated, wouldja? | spifflicated = drunk | ||
| 11 | 003EC3AA | I like to think I'd be a private eye in another life, but with treads this heavy, it's impossible. |
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| 12 | Hey, think you could get the jump on someone, even while drunk? Try it! Lemme know how it goes, 'kay? | half seas over = drunk | ||
| 13 | 003EC3AC | And you know that thing called luck? Phonus balonus. Only thing that helps me win at cards is getting so zozzled I can't remember how to lose. |
zozzled = drunk | |
| 14 | Could you test my baloney theory, and see if the booze affects your luck? No cheating! | |||
| 15 | 003F7840 | I'm determined to know what effect the old hooch has on a person's... Whaddaya call it? Muscular anatomony. Have a drink and see how your arms feel. |
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| 16 | 003F7841 | How's your eyesight after a good drink? Truth be told, I can't remember the difference. *wheezing* But it seems like you could! Try sharpshooting as a test. |
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| 17 | 003F7842 | How strong's your stomach? Well, tonight we're gonna find out. Have a drink and uh... take it with something that's been sitting around awhile. |
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| 18 | Hey, I don't come up with these tests, they come up with me! I mean, come to me. Is that the phrase? | |||
| 19 | 003F7843 | Y'know, you're charming sober, but what if you were on my level, huh? Of drunkenness, I mean. Today, I'd like you to hit the market with your best half under haggle. |
half under = drunk | |
| 20 | 003F7844 | You're certainly smart, brewin' up all these recipes. Today's test is about how smart you be when you drink! Think you'll be able to craft something? |
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| 21 | 003F7845 | I think they say drinking dampens your reflexes. Psssh. I don't believe it. I bet you'd be just as deft as sober you. Try it, and sneak up on someone. |
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| 22 | 003F7846 | We all know luck isn't real... but if it is, it's our steadfast duty to find out how alcohol interacts with the magic trait. |
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| 23 | Go on a toot and tell me how your luck changes. How to measure that? Well, I'll be figuring that one out too. | |||
| 24 | 0047F5BC | 003F04C1 | And thanks to you, my friend, that is another Biv quality test complete! Ka-ching! |
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| 25 | 003F04C2 | I will most definitely recall *hic* remember these results. Ultra important. Super important! Of the duper variety. Don't you even worry about it. |
He's not going to remember them | |
| 26 | 003F04C3 | Oh! Uh, heh, I see everything turned out alright! Well, good for you! Now, I've got a serious question, between you and me. Are you a standard model human being? |
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| 27 | 003F04C4 | Look at you! Back in one piece! So, uh, I guess that settles it. This drink is of serving quality! Thanks again for your help. |
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| 28 | 003F04C5 | Those are some interesting- *hic* impressive results you got. But hey, now, I won't question it. A job well done is a job well done! |
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| 29 | 003F0B7B | So tell me how the bar fight went. I mean, I know you won, because you're just lookin' as swell-egant as ever. |
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| 30 | 003F0B7C | How'd the bar fight go? I mean, I know you won, because look at you. You're just as handsome as when you left! |
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| 31 | 003F0B7E | You covered your tracks, right? If the coppers come, well... Don't even worry about it. I got a special plan for them. And that plan is my overwhelming *hic* charm. |
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| 32 | 003F0B81 | Ooh. Do I even wanna know what you ate? You sure are brave, doll. I wouldn't put that in my imbibing chamber! Alright, maybe I would if you double dog dared me. |
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| 33 | 003F0B84 | I gotta say, you pulled off one stupendous price. Mainly because I dunno what caps are. Should I start collecting 'em? |
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| 34 | 003F0B86 | Well, you sure are handy! Show me what you made. I promise I will not *hic* drop it. |
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| 35 | 003F0B88 | You got the drop on 'em? Haha! How's that for a harmless prank? If I were you, I'd keep using my sneaky powers for good. |
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| 36 | 003F0B8A | It's a slice of baloney. How do you measure luck? I mean, I'm trying my hardest, and I just do not get it. |
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| 37 | 003F7F2E | You'll spare me the details of the fight, won't ya? I'm not great with violence, but I knew you would be okay! Finished the test like a big six, didn'tcha? |
big six = strong man | |
| 38 | 003F7F2F | I gotta say, I am really impressed. How'd you keep your aim so steady? No, no, I won't ask how. Every torpedo's gotta have their secrets, right? |
torpedo = hired thug/hitman | |
| 39 | 003F7F30 | Ooh, do I even wanna know what you ate? You sure are a brave one, old boy. I wouldn't put that in my imbibing chamber. Alright, maybe I would if you double dog dared me. |
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| 40 | 003F7F31 | How was your meal? One serving of sludge plus a cup full of heaven? |
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| 41 | Look at you. After all that, you still look swell. I mean, that speaks to one mighty impressive imbibing chamber. | |||
| 42 | 003F7F32 | We knew this already, but now we've got evidence. Giggle water's great for people skills. Must be why I'm so great at making quality friends! |
giggle water = booze | |
| 43 | 003F7F33 | I knew you'd do it. Tell that to those flat tires sayin' alcohol's bad for the brain. They get me in a lather, those, those, those, those... What was I sayin', again? |
flat tire = bore, get me in a lather = get me angry | |
| 44 | 003F7F34 | Lemme imagine how this test went. You were hiding in the shadows. Head's swimmin', but that is nothing for you. You've got the focus. The finesse. |
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| 45 | The moment comes. POW! You frighten the big fella right out of his shoes. None the worse for wear, of course. What a story. | |||
| 46 | 003F7F35 | Tell me about your luck. I'm not saying I don't believe you, but my head spins at the thought of something so undefinable. Good thing I had you to test it. |