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||This so-called Wasteland Survival Guide. It's a piece of crap, is what it is. Serves me right for taking advice from some crazy girl's book.
||Just be glad you're still alive.
||Yeah, and no thanks to this so-called Wasteland Survival Guide. It's a piece of crap, is what it is.
||Serves me right for taking advice from some crazy girl's book.
||Actually, I helped write that book.
||Then I think you oughtta leave, before I decide to pay you back for all the bad advice. And take your damned book with you, too.
||I'm sorry to hear that. Is it really that bad?
||Here, take a look. It's good for a laugh, but don't try to actually follow its advice. Not unless you're looking for a quick way to end it all.
||Maybe the book's fine, and you're just an idiot.
||Well, I'd have to be an idiot to listen to this piece of crap. Here, you think so much of it, you take it. Fat lot of good it'll do you.
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