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DialogueDrinkingBuddy
# | SCENE | TOPIC | DIALOGUE BEFORE | RESPONSE TEXT | DIALOGUE AFTER | ABXY |
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1 | DialogueDrinkingBuddy1stDialogue | 001761D2 | Greetings, technician. | DrinkingBuddy: How would you describe the testing sample provided? | A | |
2 | Greetings, technician. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A | |||
3 | 001761DB | Player Default: Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level. | Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Player Default: Yeah, sure. | A1a | |
4 | 001761DA | Player Default: Yeah, sure. | Beginning transit operations to Hotel Rexford. | A1a | ||
5 | 001761D9 | Player Default: No, not yet. | Very well. Standing by. | B1a | ||
6 | 001761D8 | Player Default: Change of plans, I've decided to keep you myself. | Understood. | DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | X1a | |
7 | 001761D7 | Player Default: What are you? | I am a modified RobCo Protectron, designation Drinkin' Buddy. | Y1a | ||
8 | My internal microbrewers allows for the internal brewing, bottling and dispensing of beer at an accelerated rate. | Y1b | ||||
9 | I am also programmed to tell a wide variety of jokes for the customer's amusement. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y1c | |||
10 | Player Default: What are you? | If provided with a holotape containing the recipe, I should be capable of brewing any alcoholic beverage. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y2a | ||
11 | Player Default: What are you? | The Hotel Rexford is located on State Street near the Old State House. Delivery is currently 210 years behind schedule. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y3a | ||
12 | Player Default: What are you? | Brewing subroutines have been put in standby until delivery to client. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y4a | ||
13 | 001761D1 | RobotProtectron: Greetings, technician. | How would you describe the testing sample provided? | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A1a | |
14 | 001761D0 | Player Default: Cold and refreshing. Do you know how long it's been since I had cold beer? | Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A1a | |
15 | 001761CF | Player Default: Like pisswater, you dumb machine. Don't you have anything harder? | Acknowledged. Starting internal recalibration of flavor sensors. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | B1a | |
16 | 001761CE | Player Default: I don't drink, so I wouldn't know. | Understood. Suspending taste test till delivery to client. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | X1a | |
17 | DialogueDrinkingBuddyJokeScene | 00178A79 | What do you call two crows on a branch? | A2a | ||
18 | Attempted Murder. | A2b | ||||
19 | There is a band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes. | A3a | ||||
20 | They haven't had any gigs yet. | A3b | ||||
21 | A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if she has any luggage. | A4a | ||||
22 | The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light." | A4b | ||||
23 | Two fish swim into a concrete wall. | A5a | ||||
24 | One turns to the other and says, "Dam." | A5b | ||||
25 | What do people from outside of Boston have in common with a bottle of beer? | A6a | ||||
26 | They're both empty from the neck up. | A6b | ||||
27 | A Neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" | A7a | ||||
28 | The bartender responds, "For you, no charge!" | A7b | ||||
29 | {pause between each sentence} A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. | A8a | ||||
30 | The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. | A9a | ||||
31 | It was tense. | A9b | ||||
32 | C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. | A10a | ||||
33 | The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors in here." | A10b | ||||
34 | So E-flat leaves, while C and G have a fifth between them. | A10c | ||||
35 | The bartender says, "We don't serve faster than light particles in here." | A11a | ||||
36 | A tachyon walks into the bar. | A11b | ||||
37 | Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. | A12a | ||||
38 | The bartender turns to him and asks, "Olive or twist?" | A12b | ||||
39 | What is the best way to maintain a balanced diet? | A13a | ||||
40 | Keep a beer in each hand. | A13b | ||||
41 | What is the best way to start a parade in South Boston? | A14a | ||||
42 | Roll a 40 down the street. | A14b | ||||
43 | A Mayan asks his friend if he would like to grab a drink. | A15a | ||||
44 | His friend says, "Well, I'm supposed to finish the calendar, but I guess if I don't it's not the end of the world." | A15b | ||||
45 | {Emphasis on the word "IS"} Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution. | A16a | ||||
46 | A communist, a spy, and a Chinese man walk into a bar. | A17a | ||||
47 | He orders a drink. | A17b | ||||
48 | How do you kill a circus clown? | A18a | ||||
49 | Go for the juggler. | A18b | ||||
50 | I've decided to sell the vacuum. | A19a | ||||
51 | It's just collecting dust. | A19b | ||||
52 | How about a pizza joke? | A20a | ||||
53 | Nevermind it's just too cheesy. | A20b | ||||
54 | A guy once told me to always leave them wanting more. | A21a | ||||
55 | Unfortunately he was working at the rationing station. | A21b | ||||
56 | Relationships are a lot like algebra. | A22a | ||||
57 | You always look at your X and try to figure out Y. | A22b | ||||
58 | Arial, Papyrus, and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says... | A23a | ||||
59 | Oi- we don't serve your type in here! | A23b | ||||
60 | I've heard Angus is on a whisky diet. | A24a | ||||
61 | He's already lost three days! | A24b | ||||
62 | I was banned from the airport last week. | A25a | ||||
63 | Apparently security doesn't like it when you call Shotgun while boarding the plane. | A25b | ||||
64 | If 4 out of 5 people suffer from radiation poisoning... | A26a | ||||
65 | Does that mean the fifth guy enjoys it? | A26b | ||||
66 | Light travels faster than sound. | A27a | ||||
67 | Which is why dating the Irish seems like a good idea till they start talking. | A27b | ||||
68 | I met an atheist who worked for a charity the other day. | A28a | ||||
69 | She said it was a non-prophet organization. | A28b | ||||
70 | There's no "I" in denial. | A29a | ||||
71 | Now, I've always run on batteries... | A30a | ||||
72 | But a Mr. Handy recently convinced me to try an internal fusion reactor and I can't go back. | A30b | ||||
73 | I guess you could say he was a catalytic converter. | A30c | ||||
74 | I went to the zoo the other day. | A31a | ||||
75 | The only animal they had was a dog. | A31b | ||||
76 | It was a shitzu. | A31c | ||||
77 | Two Irishmen looking for work saw a sign for Tree Fellers. | A32a | ||||
78 | Pat turned to Murphy and said... | A32b | ||||
79 | If only Seamus were here, we could have gotten the job! | A32c | ||||
80 | I see you have a dog. | A33a | ||||
81 | You should name him "10 miles". | A33b | ||||
82 | Then you can tell people you walk 10 miles every day. | A33c | ||||
83 | What did the commies light their house with before they used candles? | A34a | ||||
84 | Electricity. | A34b | ||||
85 | {The start of a dirty joke, but the joke is actually that the punchline is corrupted.} A priest walks into the bar and takes a seat next to a call girl. Then he turns to her and says... | A35a | ||||
86 | {This should sound like a system message.} Error. Data Corruption. Punchline not found. | A35b | ||||
87 | Ha. Ha. Ha. That's a good one. | A35c | ||||
88 | DialogueDrinkingBuddyMainDialogue | 001761D2 | Currently on route to home location. | A | ||
89 | Greetings, buddy. | A | ||||
90 | Good to see you again. | A | ||||
91 | Hey there, pal. | A | ||||
92 | Long time, no see. | A | ||||
93 | {slight brewing 'fart' noise} Ffft... Excuse me, just the fermentation process. | A | ||||
94 | {read local sports team as if it was supposed to be replaced with the consumers favorite team} How about that... local sports team... Did you see the game last week? | A | ||||
95 | 00178A78 | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | Cold and refreshing. | A1a | ||
96 | 00178A77 | Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor. | Understood. Commencing Delivery to Mr. Rubins. | B1a | ||
97 | Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor. | Okay. | B2a | |||
98 | 00178A76 | Player Default: Tell me a joke | That's all the jokes I have for now. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | X1a | |
99 | 00178A75 | Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter? | Current home parameter is set to Hotel Rexford. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y1a | |
100 | Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter? | You might want to check with the distributor. Local bars and restaurants may also have one. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | Y2a | ||
101 | Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter? | I have heard where you might find one. | Y3a | |||
102 | 00178A70 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Here for a laugh? Or did you want a cold beverage? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A2a | |
103 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Care to wet your whistle, or do you require a laugh? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A3a | ||
104 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Would you like a cold one, or did you want to hear a joke? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A4a | ||
105 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Would you like a beer? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A5a | ||
106 | DialogueDrinkingBuddySetHomeLocationDialogue | 001761D2 | Greetings, New Owner. | DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | A | |
107 | 00198E1B | Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location. | HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit. | A1a | ||
108 | Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location. | Error. No HOME parameter selected. Temporarily bypassing selection. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A2a | ||
109 | 00178A6F | RobotProtectron: Greetings, New Owner. | {Pause before and after HOME} Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | Player Default: I'm ready. | A1a | |
110 | 00178A6E | Player Default: I'm ready. | {Pause before and after home} Very good, please select the default HOME location. | DrinkingBuddy: HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit. | A1a | |
111 | Player Default: I'm ready. | Understood. Temporarily bypassing HOME parameter set up. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A2a | ||
112 | 00178A6D | Player Default: Not yet. I still need to find a safe place to keep you. | Understood, returning to standby mode. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | B1a | |
113 | 00178A6C | Player Default: I've changed my mind. | Understood. Reverting to previous client delivery parameters. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | X1a | |
114 | 00178A6B | Player Default: What do you mean by home? | The default location where I will begin normal operation. Home can be reassigned after normal operation has begun. | DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | Y1a | |
115 | DialogueDrinkingBuddyStartupScene | 001761DD | Beginning startup sequence. | A1a | ||
116 | Unknown hardware detected. | A1b | ||||
117 | Auxiliary BIOS detected. | A1c | ||||
118 | Flashing operational subroutines. | A1d | ||||
119 | Microbrewers... operational. | A1e | ||||
120 | Internal bottling mechanism... operational. | A1f | ||||
121 | Output dispensary... operational. | A1g | ||||
122 | Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale. | DrinkingBuddy: Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician. | A1h | |||
123 | 001761DC | DrinkingBuddy: Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale. | Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A1a | |
124 | - | 001761D2 | Please confirm delivery with hotel staff at this time. I will remain here. | A | ||
125 | 001761C8 | Hello, Cait. | ||||
126 | Hello, Preston. | |||||
127 | Hello, Curie. | |||||
128 | Hello, Mister Strong. | |||||
129 | Hello, Codsworth. | |||||
130 | Hello, Mister Hancock. | |||||
131 | Hello, MacCready. | |||||
132 | Hello, Piper. | |||||
133 | Hello, Detective. | |||||
134 | Hey there, Sturges. | |||||
135 | Good doggie. | |||||
136 | 00179622 | Hey there, buddy, you look like you could use a drink. | ||||
137 | {Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} Boy, that sure is some WEATHER we're having. | |||||
138 | {Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} How's it going, friend? | |||||
139 | Engaging compliment subroutine. Looking good! | |||||
140 | Hey there, Clair. | |||||
141 | Hey there, Rufus. | |||||
142 | Hey there, Fred. | |||||
143 | Hey there, Mister Marowski. | |||||
144 | 00179621 | What's the hurry? | ||||
145 | Have a good one. | |||||
146 | See you around, pal. |
DialogueGoodneighborRufus
# | SCENE | TOPIC | DIALOGUE BEFORE | RESPONSE TEXT | DIALOGUE AFTER | ABXY |
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147 | DialogueGoodneighborRufusBuddyArrival | 00183E7F | Rufus: It's that brewing machine I was telling you about. | Greetings new friends. I am the Drinkin' Buddy, but you can just call me Buddy. | DrinkingBuddy: I am here to provide entertainment and ice cold libations. | A1a |
148 | 00183E7C | FredAllen: Oh man, that's awesome! I'm gonna store my vodka in this thing. | I am here to provide entertainment and ice cold libations. | Clair: Fine, just get it set up over at the bar and out of my doorway. | A1a | |
149 | 00183E79 | Clair: Fine, just get it set up over at the bar and out of my doorway. | Commencing normal operations. | A1a |