DrinkingBuddyProtectron.txt

	This is a transcript for dialogue with Drinkin' Buddy.

DialogueDrinkingBuddy

#	SCENE	TOPIC	DIALOGUE BEFORE	RESPONSE TEXT	DIALOGUE AFTER	ABXY
1	DialogueDrinkingBuddy1stDialogue	001761D2		Greetings, technician.	DrinkingBuddy: How would you describe the testing sample provided?	A
2				Greetings, technician.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A
3		001761DB	Player Default: Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level.	Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Player Default: Yeah, sure.	A1a
4		001761DA	Player Default: Yeah, sure.	Beginning transit operations to Hotel Rexford.		A1a
5		001761D9	Player Default: No, not yet.	Very well. Standing by.		B1a
6		001761D8	Player Default: Change of plans, I've decided to keep you myself.	Understood.	DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	X1a
7		001761D7	Player Default: What are you?	I am a modified RobCo Protectron, designation Drinkin' Buddy.		Y1a
8				My internal microbrewers allows for the internal brewing, bottling and dispensing of beer at an accelerated rate.		Y1b
9				I am also programmed to tell a wide variety of jokes for the customer's amusement.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y1c
10			Player Default: What are you?	If provided with a holotape containing the recipe, I should be capable of brewing any alcoholic beverage.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y2a
11			Player Default: What are you?	The Hotel Rexford is located on State Street near the Old State House. Delivery is currently 210 years behind schedule.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y3a
12			Player Default: What are you?	Brewing subroutines have been put in standby until delivery to client.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y4a
13		001761D1	RobotProtectron: Greetings, technician.	How would you describe the testing sample provided?	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A1a
14		001761D0	Player Default: Cold and refreshing. Do you know how long it's been since I had cold beer?	Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A1a
15		001761CF	Player Default: Like pisswater, you dumb machine. Don't you have anything harder?	Acknowledged. Starting internal recalibration of flavor sensors.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	B1a
16		001761CE	Player Default: I don't drink, so I wouldn't know.	Understood. Suspending taste test till delivery to client.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	X1a
17	DialogueDrinkingBuddyJokeScene	00178A79		What do you call two crows on a branch?		A2a
18				Attempted Murder.		A2b
19				There is a band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes.		A3a
20				They haven't had any gigs yet.		A3b
21				A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if she has any luggage.		A4a
22				The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."		A4b
23				Two fish swim into a concrete wall.		A5a
24				One turns to the other and says, "Dam."		A5b
25				What do people from outside of Boston have in common with a bottle of beer?		A6a
26				They're both empty from the neck up.		A6b
27				A Neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"		A7a
28				The bartender responds, "For you, no charge!"		A7b
29				{pause between each sentence} A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.		A8a
30				The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.		A9a
31				It was tense.		A9b
32				C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.		A10a
33				The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors in here."		A10b
34				So E-flat leaves, while C and G have a fifth between them.		A10c
35				The bartender says, "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."		A11a
36				A tachyon walks into the bar.		A11b
37				Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.		A12a
38				The bartender turns to him and asks, "Olive or twist?"		A12b
39				What is the best way to maintain a balanced diet?		A13a
40				Keep a beer in each hand.		A13b
41				What is the best way to start a parade in South Boston?		A14a
42				Roll a 40 down the street.		A14b
43				A Mayan asks his friend if he would like to grab a drink.		A15a
44				His friend says, "Well, I'm supposed to finish the calendar, but I guess if I don't it's not the end of the world."		A15b
45				{Emphasis on the word "IS"} Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution.		A16a
46				A communist, a spy, and a Chinese man walk into a bar.		A17a
47				He orders a drink.		A17b
48				How do you kill a circus clown?		A18a
49				Go for the juggler.		A18b
50				I've decided to sell the vacuum.		A19a
51				It's just collecting dust.		A19b
52				How about a pizza joke?		A20a
53				Nevermind it's just too cheesy.		A20b
54				A guy once told me to always leave them wanting more.		A21a
55				Unfortunately he was working at the rationing station.		A21b
56				Relationships are a lot like algebra.		A22a
57				You always look at your X and try to figure out Y.		A22b
58				Arial, Papyrus, and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says...		A23a
59				Oi- we don't serve your type in here!		A23b
60				I've heard Angus is on a whisky diet.		A24a
61				He's already lost three days!		A24b
62				I was banned from the airport last week.		A25a
63				Apparently security doesn't like it when you call Shotgun while boarding the plane.		A25b
64				If 4 out of 5 people suffer from radiation poisoning...		A26a
65				Does that mean the fifth guy enjoys it?		A26b
66				Light travels faster than sound.		A27a
67				Which is why dating the Irish seems like a good idea till they start talking.		A27b
68				I met an atheist who worked for a charity the other day.		A28a
69				She said it was a non-prophet organization.		A28b
70				There's no "I" in denial.		A29a
71				Now, I've always run on batteries...		A30a
72				But a Mr. Handy recently convinced me to try an internal fusion reactor and I can't go back.		A30b
73				I guess you could say he was a catalytic converter.		A30c
74				I went to the zoo the other day.		A31a
75				The only animal they had was a dog.		A31b
76				It was a shitzu.		A31c
77				Two Irishmen looking for work saw a sign for Tree Fellers.		A32a
78				Pat turned to Murphy and said...		A32b
79				If only Seamus were here, we could have gotten the job!		A32c
80				I see you have a dog.		A33a
81		You should name him "10 miles".		A33b
82		Then you can tell people you walk 10 miles every day.		A33c
83		What did the commies light their house with before they used candles?		A34a
84		Electricity.		A34b
85		{The start of a dirty joke, but the joke is actually that the punchline is corrupted.} A priest walks into the bar and takes a seat next to a call girl. Then he turns to her and says...		A35a
86		{This should sound like a system message.} Error. Data Corruption. Punchline not found.		A35b
87		Ha. Ha. Ha. That's a good one.		A35c
88	DialogueDrinkingBuddyMainDialogue	001761D2		Currently on route to home location.		A
89				Greetings, buddy.		A
90				Good to see you again.		A
91				Hey there, pal.		A
92				Long time, no see.		A
93				{slight brewing 'fart' noise} Ffft... Excuse me, just the fermentation process.		A
94				{read local sports team as if it was supposed to be replaced with the consumers favorite team} How about that... local sports team... Did you see the game last week?		A
95		00178A78	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	Cold and refreshing.		A1a
96		00178A77	Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor.	Understood. Commencing Delivery to Mr. Rubins.		B1a
97			Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor.	Okay.		B2a
98		00178A76	Player Default: Tell me a joke	That's all the jokes I have for now.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	X1a
99		00178A75	Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter?	Current home parameter is set to Hotel Rexford.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y1a
100			Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter?	You might want to check with the distributor. Local bars and restaurants may also have one.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	Y2a
101			Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter?	I have heard where you might find one.		Y3a
102		00178A70	RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Here for a laugh? Or did you want a cold beverage?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A2a
103			RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Care to wet your whistle, or do you require a laugh?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A3a
104			RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Would you like a cold one, or did you want to hear a joke?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A4a
105			RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Would you like a beer?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A5a
106	DialogueDrinkingBuddySetHomeLocationDialogue	001761D2		Greetings, New Owner.	DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	A
107		00198E1B	Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location.	HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit.		A1a
108			Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location.	Error. No HOME parameter selected. Temporarily bypassing selection.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A2a
109		00178A6F	RobotProtectron: Greetings, New Owner.	{Pause before and after HOME} Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	Player Default: I'm ready.	A1a
110		00178A6E	Player Default: I'm ready.	{Pause before and after home} Very good, please select the default HOME location.	DrinkingBuddy: HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit.	A1a
111			Player Default: I'm ready.	Understood. Temporarily bypassing HOME parameter set up.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A2a
112		00178A6D	Player Default: Not yet. I still need to find a safe place to keep you.	Understood, returning to standby mode.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	B1a
113		00178A6C	Player Default: I've changed my mind.	Understood. Reverting to previous client delivery parameters.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	X1a
114		00178A6B	Player Default: What do you mean by home?	The default location where I will begin normal operation. Home can be reassigned after normal operation has begun.	DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	Y1a
115	DialogueDrinkingBuddyStartupScene	001761DD		Beginning startup sequence.		A1a
116				Unknown hardware detected.		A1b
117				Auxiliary BIOS detected.		A1c
118				Flashing operational subroutines.		A1d
119				Microbrewers... operational.		A1e
120				Internal bottling mechanism... operational.		A1f
121				Output dispensary... operational.		A1g
122				Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale.	DrinkingBuddy: Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician.	A1h
123		001761DC	DrinkingBuddy: Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale.	Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A1a
124	-	001761D2		Please confirm delivery with hotel staff at this time. I will remain here.		A
125		001761C8		Hello, Cait.
126				Hello, Preston.
127				Hello, Curie.
128				Hello, Mister Strong.
129				Hello, Codsworth.
130				Hello, Mister Hancock.
131				Hello, MacCready.
132				Hello, Piper.
133				Hello, Detective.
134				Hey there, Sturges.
135				Good doggie.
136		00179622		Hey there, buddy, you look like you could use a drink.
137				{Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} Boy, that sure is some WEATHER we're having.
138				{Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} How's it going, friend?
139				Engaging compliment subroutine. Looking good!
140				Hey there, Clair.
141				Hey there, Rufus.
142				Hey there, Fred.
143				Hey there, Mister Marowski.
144		00179621		What's the hurry?
145				Have a good one.
146				See you around, pal.

DialogueGoodneighborRufus

#	SCENE	TOPIC	DIALOGUE BEFORE	RESPONSE TEXT	DIALOGUE AFTER	ABXY
147	DialogueGoodneighborRufusBuddyArrival	00183E7F	Rufus: It's that brewing machine I was telling you about.	Greetings new friends. I am the Drinkin' Buddy, but you can just call me Buddy.	DrinkingBuddy: I am here to provide entertainment and ice cold libations.	A1a
148		00183E7C	FredAllen: Oh man, that's awesome! I'm gonna store my vodka in this thing.	I am here to provide entertainment and ice cold libations.	Clair: Fine, just get it set up over at the bar and out of my doorway.	A1a
149		00183E79	Clair: Fine, just get it set up over at the bar and out of my doorway.	Commencing normal operations.		A1a