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This is a transcript for dialogue with Split Jack.

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TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
DLC03AudioHolotapesWQ01Recording DLC03AudioHolotapesWQ01Recording Anger 10 Hi, I'm Split Jack. I'm recording this 'cause I figure half you idiots can't read for shit. But you best don't lay this tape around just anywhere! {Split Jack is his name, deadly serious - leaving a message for new recruits} 1
Anger 10 If you're listening to this, it's 'cause one of my boys thinks he can trust ya. If he's wrong, you're dead. If he's right, then you're gonna be rich! {deadly serious - leaving a message for new recruits} 2
Neutral 50 Got us a plan, see. We hit the water mules with the Brotherhood busy fighting the Enclave. Soon they'll wanna give up the whole delivery thing. 3
Happy 50 Then we offer our "protection services." Wasteland's dangerous and all. We charge 'em steep. On top of it, we SELL the water to who ever we want. {describing a cunning plan} 4
Anger 10 If you want in, ride out with the next ambush. Stash the water when its done, the regulars will show you where, and then get up to Grandma Sparkle's. {deadly serious - leaving a message for new recruits} 5
Anger 10 Grandma loves visitors and keeps her mouth shut. That and she cooks a mean stew. So that's where we meet. {deadly serious - leaving a message for new recruits} 6
Neutral 50 Wilhelm's Wharf. It's on the river. Don't get lost. 7
Anger 50 Oh, and memorize the pass phrase. It's: "Mirelurk Stew." If you forget it, don't bother coming 'round. You'll get shot. No kidding. {deadly serious - leaving a message for new recruits} 8
DLC03WQ01FinExtortGoodbye So long. I'll see you in a week. Happy 50 Right boss. G'luck out there. The Wastes are dangerous! Ahaha. {joking} 9
DLC03WQ01FinExtortKarma Not good enough. Give me your caps, or I'll take them from your corpse. Fear 50 Just don't hurt me, alright? Here's all my caps. {scared} 10
Not good enough. Give me your caps, or I'll take them from your corpse. Fear 50 I don't got shit for you to take. Honest man. My pockets are empty. {scared} 11
Not good enough. Give me your caps, or I'll take them from your corpse. Happy 50 Ha. I might of believed you were capable of that. But everyone knows you're a softy. {laughing off an idle threat} 12
DLC03WQ01FinExtortLuck Come on, I know you've got something more. Quit holding out on me. Surprise 50 Fine. Here's an extra 50 caps. Now get out of here until next week. 13
DLC03WQ01FinExtortSpeech Ahem. If it wasn't for me, there'd be no protection racket. Disgust 10 Yeah. I guess you're right. Here's a bigger share of the take. We'll see you next week. {begrudgingly} 14
DLC03WQ01FinExtortStrength Give me more. Or I'll bust you upside the head. Fear 50 Damnit man, why you got to be like that? Here. Take half my caps. Then get the hell out of here until next week. {partly scared partly annoyed} 15
DLC03WQ01Passphrase1 Mirelurk stew. Neutral 50 Okay. You're lucky you knew that. Don't know who let you in, don't really care. {tough guy} 16
Anger 50 This is a real simple gang. Whoever's the toughest sets the rules, and that's ME. And I got just one rule: Do what the hell I say, when I say it. {deadly serious} 17
Neutral 50 Now, find a seat. We're waiting for some of the boys to get back. {curtly giving an order} 18
Mirelurk stew. Neutral 50 Okay. You're lucky you knew that. Don't know who let you in, don't really care. {tough guy} 19
Anger 50 This is a real simple gang. Whoever's the toughest sets the rules, and that's ME. And I got just one rule: Do what the hell I say, when I say it. {deadly serious} 20
Neutral 50 Now, find a seat. We're waiting for some of the boys to get back. Oh, and put this on. We're a gang. We all wear the same uniform. {curtly giving an order} 21
DLC03WQ01Passphrase2 Pass phrase? I don't know anything about a pass phrase. Surprise 50 Sad for you. 'Cause only people that know the pass phrase get away with snooping around our business. {sarcastic anger, about to kill someone} 22
Anger 50 'Fraid you're gonna die, boy. {sarcastic anger, about to kill someone} 23
Pass phrase? I don't know anything about a pass phrase. Surprise 50 Sad for you. 'Cause only people that know the pass phrase get away with snooping around our business. {sarcastic anger, about to kill someone} 24
Anger 50 'Fraid you're gonna die, girl. {sarcastic anger, about to kill someone} 25
DLC03WQ01Passphrase3 Ummm... oh yeah, the pass phrase. It's "Eye patch"! Anger 100 Very funny, asshole. You won't be laughing when I'm done with you. {deadly anger (he has an eye patch, thinks the player is mocking him)} 26
DLC03WQ01Passphrase4 Open sesame? Anger 100 The hell's that supposed to mean? No matter. That ain't the pass phrase, so you're dead, asshole. {deadly serious and about to murder} 27
DLC03WQ01SplitJackAbout So what's the score? Surprise 50 No one told you? It's simple. We hit water caravans and stash the Aqua Pura... {explaining the plan as if to a moron} 28
Neutral 50 And after Rivet City's had enough, we offer our "Wasteland Protection Services." 29
Happy 50 Then we control the water. And we charge whoever whatever we want for it. {explaining a cunning plan} 30
Happy 100 How do you like that? {proud of himself} 31
DLC03WQ01SplitJackChallenge It's time for someone else to take charge. You and me. Right now. Time to die. Surprise 100 You got a deathwish? Fine by me. Knives, pipes, or boards? {accepting a duel} 32
DLC03WQ01SplitJackChallenge1 Knives. Happy 50 Great. Here's a Combat Knife. Use that and only that. I get hit with something other than that, or by anyone else, and my boys join in. {explaining rules of the duel} 33
Happy 100 G'luck. You're gonna need it. {about to kill the player} 34
DLC03WQ01SplitJackChallenge2 Pipes. Happy 50 Great. Here's a Lead Pipe. Use that and only that. I get hit with something other than that, or by anyone else, and my boys join in. {explaining rules of the duel} 35
Happy 100 G'luck. You're gonna need it. {about to kill the player} 36
DLC03WQ01SplitJackChallenge3 Boards. Happy 50 Great. Here's a Nail Board. Use that and only that. I get hit with something other than that, or by anyone else, and my boys join in. {explaining rules of the duel} 37
Happy 100 Good luck. You're gonna need it. {about to kill the player} 38
DLC03WQ01SplitJackChallenge4 Guns. Anger 100 Did I say guns? No I didn't. I said, Knives, Pipes, or Boards. I'm still the boss of this gang, so I still set the rules. So what will it be asshole? {annoyed, setting rules to a duel} 39
DLC03WQ01SplitJackChallenge5 Uh, never mind. Happy 100 Didn't think so. Now, sit down and shut up. {cocky} 40
DLC03WQ01SplitJackGreetingA0 I came for the job. You still hiring guns? Happy 100 Huhnn. You're one of the newbies then. Fine. So long as you know the pass phrase, you're in. If not -- you're dead. {smiling while offering a serious threat} 41
DLC03WQ01SplitJackGreetingA00 I'm here to send you and your gang into retirement. Got any last words? Anger 100 Damnit. And I was just gonna have some stew that Grandma whipped up. Fine. Have it your way asshole. {about to murder someone} 42
I'm here to send you and your gang into retirement. Got any last words? Anger 100 Damnit. And I was just gonna have some stew that Grandma left in the freezer, God rest her soul... Fine. Have it your way asshole. {about to murder someone} 43
DLC03WQ01SplitJackGreetingA1 I'm nobody you need to worry about. Sad 100 Brother, I worry 'bout everybody. Can't trust no one. You know the pass phrase? 44
I'm nobody you need to worry about. Anger 25 Sister, I worry 'bout everybody. Can't trust no one. You know the pass phrase? 45
DLC03WQ01SplitJackGreetingA2 I'm your worst nightmare! Anger 100 That so? You're one of the newbies? You best know the pass phrase asshole. Or you're dead. {a serious threat} 46
DLC03WQ01SplitJackGreetingA3 <Say nothing.> Disgust 100 You an idiot or something? I don't got much like for idiots. You better know the pass phrase, asshole. {annoyed} 47
DLC03WQ01SplitJackLeave They're not going to pay you to protect something they're giving away for free. Surprise 50 What? Well... {confused} 48
Surprise 100 Damnit... You're probably right. What the hell was I thinking? {embarrassed} 49
Neutral 50 Guess I'll have to come up with another plan. 50
Anger 100 Come on, boys. Not worth sticking around here. Let's go blow off some steam. Kill anything or anyone you like. 51
GREETING GREETING Anger 100 Backstabbed us and sold us out, did ya? {angry} 52
Anger 100 You're gonna pay for that. {deadly anger} 53
GREETING Anger 100 Backstabbed us and pocketed the money yourself, did ya? {angry} 54
Anger 100 You're gonna pay for that. {deadly anger} 55
GREETING Surprise 50 What? We thought you died or something. You haven't been around in so long... we divvied up your cut already. {shocked} 56
Surprise 50 Ah, sorry 'bout that. We'll start holding your cut for you again. But you got to come see us at least once a month. Or we'll assume your dead. {nervous} 57
GREETING Surprise 50 You're here for your cut? 58
Happy 50 Here ya go. Don't spend it all in one place. {making a lame joke} 59
GREETING Disgust 50 It ain't time to cut you in yet. We're still collecting the caps. Come back in a few days. {annoyed} 60
GREETING Anger 100 Damnit, I'm too pissed to talk now. Got to blow off some steam. {pissed off} 61
GREETING Anger 75 Damnit boy! Like I told you, just one rule: "Do what the hell I say." We're a gang. We all wear Metal Armor. So put it on already. {angry} 62
GREETING Anger 75 Damnit girl! Like I told you, just one rule: "Do what the hell I say." We're a gang. We all wear Metal Armor. So put it on already. {angry} 63
GREETING Anger 100 What is it? Take a seat and relax already. You're making me nervous. {annoyed} 64
GREETING Happy 100 You're one of the new recruits, eh? And look at that. Already wearing the gang uniform. {smiling} 65
Anger 50 You best know the pass phrase though, or you're dead. {deadly threat} 66
GREETING Happy 100 Who the hell are you? {smiling while yelling} 67
GREETING Anger 25 What do you need? 68
GREETING Neutral 50 Yeah? 69
GREETING Neutral 50 Hey there. 70
SpeechChallengeFailure SpeechChallengeFailure Anger 50 Nice try asshole. Come back in a week, you'll get your next cut of the take then. {mildly annoyed} 71
SpeechChallengeFailure Anger 50 I'm the boss of this gang. We do what I say. Don't forget that. {angry} 72
SpeechChallengeFailure Disgust 50 That's not going to work on me. 73
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