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Crazy Ivan's New and Used Guns is a weapon and item store that appears in The Armageddon Rag, Vol. 4. It was founded and is owned by Crazy Ivan.

Background[edit | edit source]

The shop sells various weapons and items ranging from the Chemblaster™ 3000™ CDS to the Super Duper stimpak. Crazy Ivan always claims that his items are the "absolute BEST" in their category.

Weapons and items sold[edit | edit source]

Guns[edit | edit source]

  • The AKA-47, an assault rifle that is "dependable, reliable, and trusty!" It is also ideal if you're "looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from hunting to self-defense to proactive self-defense".
  • Garry's Modified Shotgun with Accessories, a shotgun that comes with "mandatorily included" accessories which is ideal if you're "looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from clay shooting, Clay Jones shooting, to target plinking".
  • The 9mm Burreyetta, Model 86d, a pistol that "packs a wallop and delivers high-quality manufactured precision lethality with minimal kick.". It can also be fitted with a blade attachment and a scope.
  • The .25 VOLCANOESQUE multi-chamber handgun, a pistol that is "perfect if need extra firepower, in a handy and convenient form factor".

Energy weapon[edit | edit source]

The Chemblaster™ 3000™ CDS (CDS stands for Chemical Delivery System), a high-pressure chemical blaster that is "perfect for all pressure situations, low to high".

Items[edit | edit source]

The Super Duper stimpak is the "absolute BEST life-saving healing drug available on the market today".

Appearances[edit | edit source]

Crazy Ivan's New and Used Guns appears in The Armageddon Rag, Vol. 4.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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