|The following is based on pre-release information for the canceled online game codenamed Project V13 and is not canon.|
The shop sells various weapons and items ranging from the Chemblaster™ 3000™ CDS to the Super Duper stimpak. Crazy Ivan always claims that his items are the "absolute BEST" in their category.
Weapons and items sold
- The AKA-47, an assault rifle that is "dependable, reliable, and trusty!" It is also ideal if you're "looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from hunting to self-defense to proactive self-defense".
- Garry's Modified Shotgun with Accessories, a shotgun that comes with "mandatorily included" accessories which is ideal if you're "looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from clay shooting, Clay Jones shooting, to target plinking".
- The 9mm Burreyetta, Model 86d, a pistol that "packs a wallop and delivers high-quality manufactured precision lethality with minimal kick.". It can also be fitted with a blade attachment and a scope.
- The .25 VOLCANOESQUE multi-chamber handgun, a pistol that is "perfect if need extra firepower, in a handy and convenient form factor".
The Chemblaster™ 3000™ CDS (CDS stands for Chemical Delivery System), a high-pressure chemical blaster that is "perfect for all pressure situations, low to high".
The Super Duper stimpak is the "absolute BEST life-saving healing drug available on the market today".
Crazy Ivan's New and Used Guns appears in The Armageddon Rag, Vol. 4.