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EMOTION
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CCAboutCaravans
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Tell me about your trade caravan.
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Happy 50
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I scour the wasteland for the very best pieces of trash, the height of detritus, and the veritable pick of the litter. It's all valuable to someone. {Using flowery words to sell bullshit}
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Happy 10
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And I always make sure to make my rounds through Canterbury Commons. Their mayor, Roe, always has a place for a clever junkman like myself.
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CCTrade
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I'm here to buy.
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Happy 50
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Nothing but the highest quality leftovers, junk, and crap!
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I'm here to buy.
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Happy 50
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Crazy Wolfgang's got just what you need! Assuming you need the random junk that I've got.
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CCTradeRepair
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Can you repair something for me?
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Happy 50
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Let me see if I can't hammer this garbage into shape.
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Can you repair something for me?
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Happy 50
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Whatever you've got, I've got just the thing to fix it.
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Happy 50
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Welcome, sir or madam, to Crazy Wolfgang's Traveling Junk Store! The Depot of Detritus, the Shop of Slop, and the Caravan of Crap! {Talking it up like a carnival huckster}
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Happy 25
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Now, what odds and ends can I, the Craziest of all possible Wolfgangs offer to you?
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GREETING
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Happy 50
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I hear you're the one who's so deeply invested in my junk. Not as deeply as me, of course, but who is, really? {Gleefully making crude innuendo}
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Happy 50
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I picked up some Stealth Boys the other day, and they seemed like just the way to thank you for your investment. Kudos!
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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A friend with deep pockets is a friend indeed! Welcome to my shop!
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GREETING
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Happy 50
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Hey, hey! Looking to buy?
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