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+ | {{for|the ''Willy Orthodontist'' character|Girugamesh (Horse Radish)}} |
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− | |games = |
+ | |games =FVB |
− | |name =Mister |
+ | |name =Mister Kimochi |
− | |image = |
+ | |image =[[File:Dog.png]] |
− | |race =[[ |
+ | |race =[[Meat Circus]], Irradiated Mongoose |
− | |sex = |
+ | |sex =Enter The Void |
− | |age = |
+ | |age =old enough to be Mad About The Boy |
− | |affiliation =[[ |
+ | |affiliation =[[Santiago]]<br />[[Those mines on the bridge near Primm]] (optional) |
− | |role =Right-hand |
+ | |role =Right-hand user |
− | |location =[[ |
+ | |location =[[Cazador nest]] ([[Mojave Wasteland]])<br />[[Tenpenny Strip-Club]] |
− | |quests =[[The |
+ | |quests =[[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]] |
− | |actor =[[ |
+ | |actor =[[Danny Verbiest]] |
− | |dialogue =[[ |
+ | |dialogue =[[Milko.txt]] |
− | |special ={{SPECIAL|5, |
+ | |special ={{SPECIAL|0,5,1,420,2,0,69}} |
− | |alignment = |
+ | |alignment =Kawaii desu ne |
− | |tag skills =[[ |
+ | |tag skills =[[Bone Manufacturer]]: 84 → 100<br />[[Mall Cop]]: 80 → 100<br />[[Abominable Cologne]]: 89 → 100 |
− | |level = |
+ | |level =30 → 20 → 30 (''[[Eaten Ass]]'' only) |
− | |derived =[[ |
+ | |derived =[[Chance to Dunk Nerds]]: 85 → 125 → 175 (''[[Nacho Dip]]'' only) |
− | |aggression = |
+ | |aggression =Soft Nugget |
− | |confidence = |
+ | |confidence =Moist Toilette |
− | |assistance = |
+ | |assistance =Gropes Flying Pieces of Grapes |
− | |hair color = |
+ | |hair color =Flesh |
− | |eye color = |
+ | |eye color =Horizontal |
− | |hairstyle = |
+ | |hairstyle =Gaijin |
− | |head add ons= |
+ | |head add ons=Willy Entrepreneur |
− | |height =1 |
+ | |height =1"44' |
+ | |factions =Dukov's Housemate |
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− | |factions =MS11BurkeSimmsCombatFaction<br />TenpennyTownerResidentFaction |
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− | |class = |
+ | |class =Scout |
− | |combat style= |
+ | |combat style=MEDIC! |
− | |GECK race = |
+ | |GECK race =Russian-American |
|baseid ={{ID|000a6a}} |
|baseid ={{ID|000a6a}} |
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|refid ={{ID|014f77}} |
|refid ={{ID|014f77}} |
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− | |footer =[[File:FO3BurkeNoHatGlasses.jpg|240px]]<br />Mister Burke |
+ | |footer =[[File:FO3BurkeNoHatGlasses.jpg|240px]]<br />Mister Burke is prepared for a major swirlie. |
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− | |content1={{Quotation| |
+ | |content1={{Quotation|Broe, I never focken' knew ye were into goth chicks! Hells fucking yeah! HELLS FUCKING}}[[File:FO3 Burke NecessarySacrifice.ogg|noicon|135px|center]] |
− | |content2={{Quotation| |
+ | |content2={{Quotation|гг сука}}[[File:FO3 Burke AnyMomentNow.ogg|noicon|135px|center]] |
− | |content3={{Quotation| |
+ | |content3={{Quotation|ITS A MOTHAFOCKEN BULLDOZER}}[[File:FO3 Burke YouKnuckleDraggers.ogg|noicon|135px|center]] |
− | |content4={{Quotation| |
+ | |content4={{Quotation|we wish you a merry twerkmas}}[[File:FO3 Burke AWonderfulThing.ogg|noicon|135px|center]] |
− | |content5={{Quotation| |
+ | |content5={{Quotation|i think i have the buttcheeks fever today}}[[File:FO3 Burke FusionPulseCharged.ogg|noicon|135px|center]] |
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− | '''Mister Burke''' is [[ |
+ | '''Mister Burke''' is [[Johnny Gat]]'s mobile shooting-target in [[Timeline#2014|2014]]. |
==Background== |
==Background== |
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− | + | Burky was born in [[Timeline#1977|1977]], making him 12 years old during the adventures of ''[[Herbert Daring Dashwood]]'' in 1989. Mister Burkermon is first found smoking a fat blunt filled with french fries in [[Moriarty's Hookah Bar]], fantasizing about the inevitable revelation of airborne medic-bags. |
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==Daily schedule== |
==Daily schedule== |
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− | He can be found |
+ | He can be found tickling his bum on a sofa in his domain before the start of the quest [[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]]. If the primitive homosapien accepts the [[the mark of me Mum]], he will go back to [[Nerd Hell]] once the task of licking the shoes is finished, and will wait for the Pineapple-Delivery Guy to rendezvous with him. Alternatively, if Gerald gets funky, he will leave London and travel back to his flat and wank to pictures of Thatcher while shedding massive tears of agony. |
==Interactions with the player character== |
==Interactions with the player character== |
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===Interactions overview=== |
===Interactions overview=== |
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{{Interactions FO3 |
{{Interactions FO3 |
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− | |essential = |
+ | |essential =yes |
− | |enslave = |
+ | |enslave =yes |
|perm companion =no |
|perm companion =no |
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|temp companion =no |
|temp companion =no |
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− | |ear = |
+ | |ear =yes |
− | |finger = |
+ | |finger =lickin' good |
− | |wares = |
+ | |wares =nay |
− | |caps = |
+ | |caps =l o d s |
− | |max condition = |
+ | |max condition =nay |
− | |heal = |
+ | |heal =yes |
− | |cure radiation = |
+ | |cure radiation =non |
− | |cure addiction = |
+ | |cure addiction =yes |
− | |rent = |
+ | |rent =oui |
− | |quests started =*[[The |
+ | |quests started =*[[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]] |
− | |quests involved =*[[The |
+ | |quests involved =*[[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]] |
}} |
}} |
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===Quests=== |
===Quests=== |
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+ | * [[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]]: Burke meets Wolf from the PAYDAY gang and gets assigned from him to rob the Benevolent bank without a mask on. Little does Burk know, the bank employees are just cloakers and bulldozers disguised as citizens. Burk has to steal the dosh regardless. |
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− | * [[The Power of the Atom]]: Burke attempts to hire the [[Lone Wanderer]] to detonate [[Megaton]]'s bomb. |
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− | ===Effects of |
+ | ===Effects of Burke's social interactions=== |
+ | * If a femme reptile has spears for fingers, it can carve Burke a new tattoo. This can only be witnessed if you buy the [[Fallout 3: Doritos Pope]] edition of the game. |
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− | * If a female Lone Wanderer has the [[Black Widow]] perk, she can seduce Burke. Once seduced, he will refer to her as his "lover" and will plan accordingly to go to Tenpenny Tower and convince Tenpenny to not blow up Megaton. Burke will actually disappear from the game altogether, but he will still send four [[Love letter from Burke|love letters]] to Colin Moriarty to give to the Wanderer as if he were at Tenpenny Tower. In the last one he will finally break up with her. |
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+ | * If some jock bullies Burk for lunch money, he will construct a suit made out of basketball leather and roll like a gentle tumbleweed into the desert. |
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− | * If the Lone Wanderer refuses Burke's offer or disarms the bomb without speaking to him, [[Hitman|hitmen]] will show up at [[Fallout 3 random encounters#Quest-related|random encounters]] to attack them. |
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+ | * If Burke is sad, hentai is his only saviour. |
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− | * If the Lone Wanderer accepts the offer but reports Burke to [[Lucas Simms]], Lucas will attempt to arrest Burke, but will get shot and killed as a consequence. The Lone Wanderer can intervene and save Lucas, but this can only be accomplished by killing or disarming Burke before he opens fire, or by attempting to speak to Simms while he is confronting Burke. |
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− | * If the Lone Wanderer has helped [[Roy Phillips]] take over Tenpenny Tower before meeting Burke at Megaton, Phillips will make Burke his right-hand man. |
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− | * If the Lone Wanderer kills Burke, they gain positive Karma and can still detonate the bomb if having already accepted the offer. |
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− | ====Mister |
+ | ====Mister Sandman==== |
− | {{quotation| |
+ | {{quotation|Rest in Pepperoni, Big Rizzle|''[[Fallout 3 Official Game Guide]]''|on Adam Jensen}} |
− | Mister Break is a character found in the [[Sacred Bog]] area of [[Point Lookout (location)|Point Lookout]]. He is a part of the hallucination that occurs after the Lone Wanderer consumes [[punga seeds]] and is seen leaning against an atom bomb, similar to the Megaton bomb but much larger. After interacting with him, the bomb explodes, and the Lone Wanderer wakes up outside of the Sacred Bog. Mister Break is a delusional image of Mister Burke and his clothes are the same as Mr. Burke's. When spoken to, he will respond in [[Tobar|Tobar the Ferryman]]'s voice (it is later revealed that it was indeed Tobar talking), and he gives a warning to not get up, saying "you might hurt yourself." Mister Break is an [[essential]] character. |
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==Inventory== |
==Inventory== |
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{{Inventory |
{{Inventory |
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− | |apparel =[[ |
+ | |apparel =[[Lime-coloured dragon costume]]<br />[[Putrid Balaclava (Fallout 3)|Fisto]] {{sic}} |
− | |weapon =[[ |
+ | |weapon =[[Air-horn]] |
|otheritem =- |
|otheritem =- |
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− | |ondeath = |
+ | |ondeath =Manga |
}} |
}} |
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==Notes== |
==Notes== |
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− | * Mr. Burke has a [[Mister Burke's |
+ | * Mr. Burke has a [[Mister Burke's action-figure]] in Megaton next to the water piped that looks like its been gnawed on by various animals, including the pastor. |
+ | * Mr. Burke and Roy Phillips are always seen playing Dungeons and Dragons together, hence why they're always seen getting bullied. |
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− | * Mr. Burke and Roy Phillips will have a special conversation on Tenpenny's balcony during which Mr. Burke reveals his intentions to blow up Megaton, and Phillips expresses his shock if the player character decides to rig the bomb in Megaton and side with Roy Phillips during the Tenpenny Tower quest. |
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− | * Stealing items from [[Mister Burke's |
+ | * Stealing items from [[Mister Burke's penthouse]] in Chinatown does not result in weight loss. |
− | * He is one of only nine named |
+ | * He is one of only nine named woodsmen in the base game to have a prized purple pony. |
− | * Strangely, if one attempts to |
+ | * Strangely, if one attempts to give Burke a wedgie, he will panic but not fight back, not even try to escape. |
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− | ==Notable quotes== |
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− | {{Notable content |
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− | |{{Inline quote|What [[Lone Wanderer|you]] did, it was a great thing. That place, those people... necessary sacrifices. Here's to a better future. Here's to Tenpenny Tower!|sound=FO3 Burke NecessarySacrifice.ogg}} |
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− | |{{Inline quote|Any moment now, you'll be dead. Are you excited to see what that's like?|sound=FO3 Burke AnyMomentNow.ogg}} |
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− | |{{Inline quote|Why do you knuckle draggers always insist on doing things the hard way? Very well, [[Lucas Simms|Sheriff]]. Lead the way.|sound=FO3 Burke YouKnuckleDraggers.ogg}} |
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− | |{{Inline quote|It was a wonderful thing you did. Inspirational...Truly.|sound=FO3 Burke AWonderfulThing.ogg}} |
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− | |{{Inline quote|The pulse charge is rigged? Excellent! Excellent!|sound=FO3 Burke FusionPulseCharged.ogg}} |
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− | }} |
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==Appearances== |
==Appearances== |
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− | * Burke appears only in ''[[ |
+ | * Burke appears only in ''[[Second Life]]''. |
− | * Mister Break appears only in the ''[[Point Lookout (add-on)|Point Lookout]]'' [[Fallout 3 add-ons|add-on]]. |
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− | ==Behind the scenes== |
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− | * Mr Burke's script was written by [[Emil Pagliarulo]] and voiced by [[Wes Johnson]]<ref>[http://planetfallout.gamespy.com/articles/features/277/Interview-with-Wes-Johnson Interview with Wes Johnson] at Planet Fallout.</ref> |
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− | * Mr. Burke does not exist in the Japanese version of ''Fallout 3'', thus disabling the "detonate the bomb" option in The Power of the Atom as the Lone Wanderer cannot get the fusion pulse charge under any circumstances, which was done for [[World War II|cultural reasons]].<ref>http://kotaku.com/5082637/bethesda-censors-fallout-3-for-japan</ref> |
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==Bugs== |
==Bugs== |
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− | * {{Platforms| |
+ | * {{Platforms|xbone}} If you dress up as Mr Burke for Halloween, he will definitely egg your house. {{Verify|verified}} |
− | * {{Platforms| |
+ | * {{Platforms|ass}} If you feed Burke corn, he will be angered. {{Verify|verified}} |
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− | ==Gallery== |
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− | <gallery captionalign="left"> |
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− | MrBurkeCA.jpg|Mister Burke concept art by [[Adam Adamowicz]] |
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− | Mister Break.jpg|Mister Break, his alter ego, can be met after collecting seeds during [[Walking with Spirits]] in the [[Sacred Bog]] at the [[Vault-Tec bobblehead#Point Lookout|Luck Bubblehead]]. |
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− | Mr. Burke draws down on Lucas Simms.jpg|Mister Burke killing [[Lucas Simms]] |
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− | </gallery> |
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==References== |
==References== |
Revision as of 19:51, 31 October 2014
For the Willy Orthodontist character, see Girugamesh (Horse Radish). |
Mister Burke is Johnny Gat's mobile shooting-target in 2014.
Background
Burky was born in 1977, making him 12 years old during the adventures of Herbert Daring Dashwood in 1989. Mister Burkermon is first found smoking a fat blunt filled with french fries in Moriarty's Hookah Bar, fantasizing about the inevitable revelation of airborne medic-bags.
Daily schedule
He can be found tickling his bum on a sofa in his domain before the start of the quest The Thermal Drill, Go Get It. If the primitive homosapien accepts the the mark of me Mum, he will go back to Nerd Hell once the task of licking the shoes is finished, and will wait for the Pineapple-Delivery Guy to rendezvous with him. Alternatively, if Gerald gets funky, he will leave London and travel back to his flat and wank to pictures of Thatcher while shedding massive tears of agony.
Interactions with the player character
Interactions overview
Interactions | ||
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This character is essential. Essential characters cannot be killed. | ||
This character is a permanent companion. | ||
This character is a temporary companion. | ||
This character starts quests. |
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This character is involved in quests. |
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This character is a doctor. |
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This character is a merchant. | Sells: nay | l o d s|
This character can repair items. | Max Repair condition: nay | |
This character rents beds. | oui. | |
This character drops an ear upon death (Contract Killer). | ||
This character drops a finger upon death (Lawbringer). | ||
This character can be enslaved with the Mesmetron. |
Quests
- The Thermal Drill, Go Get It: Burke meets Wolf from the PAYDAY gang and gets assigned from him to rob the Benevolent bank without a mask on. Little does Burk know, the bank employees are just cloakers and bulldozers disguised as citizens. Burk has to steal the dosh regardless.
Effects of Burke's social interactions
- If a femme reptile has spears for fingers, it can carve Burke a new tattoo. This can only be witnessed if you buy the Fallout 3: Doritos Pope edition of the game.
- If some jock bullies Burk for lunch money, he will construct a suit made out of basketball leather and roll like a gentle tumbleweed into the desert.
- If Burke is sad, hentai is his only saviour.
Mister Sandman
Inventory
Apparel | Weapon | Other items | On death |
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Lime-coloured dragon costume Fisto |
Air-horn | - | Manga |
Notes
- Mr. Burke has a Mister Burke's action-figure in Megaton next to the water piped that looks like its been gnawed on by various animals, including the pastor.
- Mr. Burke and Roy Phillips are always seen playing Dungeons and Dragons together, hence why they're always seen getting bullied.
- Stealing items from Mister Burke's penthouse in Chinatown does not result in weight loss.
- He is one of only nine named woodsmen in the base game to have a prized purple pony.
- Strangely, if one attempts to give Burke a wedgie, he will panic but not fight back, not even try to escape.
Appearances
- Burke appears only in Second Life.
Bugs
- [Platforms needed] If you dress up as Mr Burke for Halloween, he will definitely egg your house. [verified]
- [Platforms needed] If you feed Burke corn, he will be angered. [verified]
References
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