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{{for|the ''Fallout Tactics'' character|Burke (Fallout Tactics)}}
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{{for|the ''Willy Orthodontist'' character|Girugamesh (Horse Radish)}}
 
{{Infobox character
 
{{Infobox character
|games =FO3
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|games =FVB
|name =Mister Burke
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|name =Mister Kimochi
|image =Fo3 Burke.png
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|image =[[File:Dog.png]]
|race =[[Human]], Caucasian
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|race =[[Meat Circus]], Irradiated Mongoose
|sex =Male
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|sex =Enter The Void
|age =56
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|age =old enough to be Mad About The Boy
|affiliation =[[Allistair Tenpenny]]<br />[[Roy Phillips]] (optional)
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|affiliation =[[Santiago]]<br />[[Those mines on the bridge near Primm]] (optional)
|role =Right-hand man
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|role =Right-hand user
|location =[[Moriarty's Saloon]] ([[Megaton]])<br />[[Tenpenny Tower]]
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|location =[[Cazador nest]] ([[Mojave Wasteland]])<br />[[Tenpenny Strip-Club]]
|quests =[[The Power of the Atom]]
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|quests =[[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]]
|actor =[[Wes Johnson]]
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|actor =[[Danny Verbiest]]
|dialogue =[[MisterBurke.txt]]
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|dialogue =[[Milko.txt]]
|special ={{SPECIAL|5,7,5,7,4,4,4}}
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|special ={{SPECIAL|0,5,1,420,2,0,69}}
|alignment =Very Evil
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|alignment =Kawaii desu ne
|tag skills =[[Barter]]: 84 &rarr; 100<br />[[Melee Weapons]]: 80 &rarr; 100<br />[[Speech]]: 89 &rarr; 100
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|tag skills =[[Bone Manufacturer]]: 84 &rarr; 100<br />[[Mall Cop]]: 80 &rarr; 100<br />[[Abominable Cologne]]: 89 &rarr; 100
|level =12 &rarr; 20 &rarr; 30 (''[[Broken Steel]]'' only)
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|level =30 &rarr; 20 &rarr; 30 (''[[Eaten Ass]]'' only)
|derived =[[Hit Points]]: 85 &rarr; 125 &rarr; 175 (''[[Broken Steel]]'' only)
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|derived =[[Chance to Dunk Nerds]]: 85 &rarr; 125 &rarr; 175 (''[[Nacho Dip]]'' only)
|aggression =Aggressive
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|aggression =Soft Nugget
|confidence =Foolhardy
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|confidence =Moist Toilette
|assistance =Helps friends and allies
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|assistance =Gropes Flying Pieces of Grapes
|hair color =Brown
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|hair color =Flesh
|eye color =Blue
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|eye color =Horizontal
|hairstyle =HairBase
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|hairstyle =Gaijin
|head add ons=EyebrowM
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|head add ons=Willy Entrepreneur
|height =1.00
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|height =1"44'
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|factions =Dukov's Housemate
|factions =MS11BurkeSimmsCombatFaction<br />TenpennyTownerResidentFaction
 
|class =VillageLeader
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|class =Scout
|combat style=Default
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|combat style=MEDIC!
|GECK race =Caucasian
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|GECK race =Russian-American
 
|baseid ={{ID|000a6a}}
 
|baseid ={{ID|000a6a}}
 
|refid ={{ID|014f77}}
 
|refid ={{ID|014f77}}
|footer =[[File:FO3BurkeNoHatGlasses.jpg|240px]]<br />Mister Burke without his hat and glasses
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|footer =[[File:FO3BurkeNoHatGlasses.jpg|240px]]<br />Mister Burke is prepared for a major swirlie.
 
}}{{Games|FO3}}
 
}}{{Games|FO3}}
   
 
{{Rotating content
 
{{Rotating content
|content1={{Quotation|What [[Lone Wanderer|you]] did, it was a great thing. That place, those people... necessary sacrifices. Here's to a better future. Here's to Tenpenny Tower!}}[[File:FO3 Burke NecessarySacrifice.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
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|content1={{Quotation|Broe, I never focken' knew ye were into goth chicks! Hells fucking yeah! HELLS FUCKING}}[[File:FO3 Burke NecessarySacrifice.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
|content2={{Quotation|Any moment now, you'll be dead. Are you excited to see what that's like?}}[[File:FO3 Burke AnyMomentNow.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
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|content2={{Quotation|гг сука}}[[File:FO3 Burke AnyMomentNow.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
|content3={{Quotation|Why do you knuckle draggers always insist on doing things the hard way? Very well, [[Lucas Simms|Sheriff]]. Lead the way.}}[[File:FO3 Burke YouKnuckleDraggers.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
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|content3={{Quotation|ITS A MOTHAFOCKEN BULLDOZER}}[[File:FO3 Burke YouKnuckleDraggers.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
|content4={{Quotation|It was a wonderful thing [[Lone Wanderer|you]] did. Inspirational...Truly.}}[[File:FO3 Burke AWonderfulThing.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
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|content4={{Quotation|we wish you a merry twerkmas}}[[File:FO3 Burke AWonderfulThing.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
|content5={{Quotation|The pulse charge is rigged? Excellent! Excellent!}}[[File:FO3 Burke FusionPulseCharged.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
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|content5={{Quotation|i think i have the buttcheeks fever today}}[[File:FO3 Burke FusionPulseCharged.ogg|noicon|135px|center]]
 
}}
 
}}
   
'''Mister Burke''' is [[Allistair Tenpenny]]'s right-hand man in [[Timeline#2277|2277]].
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'''Mister Burke''' is [[Johnny Gat]]'s mobile shooting-target in [[Timeline#2014|2014]].
   
 
==Background==
 
==Background==
Burke was born in [[Timeline#2221|2221]], making him 56 years old during the events of ''[[Fallout 3]]'' in 2277. Mister Burke is first found spending his days at [[Moriarty's Saloon]], drinking and talking to [[Colin Moriarty]] or asking [[Gob]]-the [[ghoul]] bartender-probing him with questions such as: what is it like being a ghoul, the effects of [[radiation]] on his body, and what it's like to live among the [[Human|non-irradiated populace]]. He also likes to eat at the [[Brass Lantern]], where he can keep an eye on the [[Megaton atomic bomb|atomic bomb]].<ref name="FO3 Guide">''[[Fallout 3 Official Game Guide]]''</ref>
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Burky was born in [[Timeline#1977|1977]], making him 12 years old during the adventures of ''[[Herbert Daring Dashwood]]'' in 1989. Mister Burkermon is first found smoking a fat blunt filled with french fries in [[Moriarty's Hookah Bar]], fantasizing about the inevitable revelation of airborne medic-bags.
   
 
==Daily schedule==
 
==Daily schedule==
He can be found sitting in a chair in Moriarty's Saloon before the start of the quest [[The Power of the Atom]]. If the [[Lone Wanderer]] accepts the [[fusion pulse charge]], he will go back to [[Tenpenny Tower]] once the task of re-arming the bomb is finished, and will wait for the Lone Wanderer to rendezvous with him. Alternatively, if the Lone Wanderer disarms the nuke, he will leave Moriarty's Saloon and travel back to Tenpenny Tower (this might take him a few days, and he may be killed in the wasteland); he will then spend all of his time in or on the same floor as his suite.
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He can be found tickling his bum on a sofa in his domain before the start of the quest [[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]]. If the primitive homosapien accepts the [[the mark of me Mum]], he will go back to [[Nerd Hell]] once the task of licking the shoes is finished, and will wait for the Pineapple-Delivery Guy to rendezvous with him. Alternatively, if Gerald gets funky, he will leave London and travel back to his flat and wank to pictures of Thatcher while shedding massive tears of agony.
   
 
==Interactions with the player character==
 
==Interactions with the player character==
 
===Interactions overview===
 
===Interactions overview===
 
{{Interactions FO3
 
{{Interactions FO3
|essential =no
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|essential =yes
|enslave =no
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|enslave =yes
 
|perm companion =no
 
|perm companion =no
 
|temp companion =no
 
|temp companion =no
|ear =no
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|ear =yes
|finger =yes
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|finger =lickin' good
|wares =-
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|wares =nay
|caps =-
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|caps =l o d s
|max condition =-
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|max condition =nay
|heal =no
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|heal =yes
|cure radiation =no
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|cure radiation =non
|cure addiction =no
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|cure addiction =yes
|rent =-
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|rent =oui
|quests started =*[[The Power of the Atom]]
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|quests started =*[[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]]
|quests involved =*[[The Power of the Atom]]
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|quests involved =*[[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]]
 
}}
 
}}
   
 
===Quests===
 
===Quests===
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* [[The Thermal Drill, Go Get It]]: Burke meets Wolf from the PAYDAY gang and gets assigned from him to rob the Benevolent bank without a mask on. Little does Burk know, the bank employees are just cloakers and bulldozers disguised as citizens. Burk has to steal the dosh regardless.
* [[The Power of the Atom]]: Burke attempts to hire the [[Lone Wanderer]] to detonate [[Megaton]]'s bomb.
 
   
===Effects of player's actions===
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===Effects of Burke's social interactions===
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* If a femme reptile has spears for fingers, it can carve Burke a new tattoo. This can only be witnessed if you buy the [[Fallout 3: Doritos Pope]] edition of the game.
* If a female Lone Wanderer has the [[Black Widow]] perk, she can seduce Burke. Once seduced, he will refer to her as his "lover" and will plan accordingly to go to Tenpenny Tower and convince Tenpenny to not blow up Megaton. Burke will actually disappear from the game altogether, but he will still send four [[Love letter from Burke|love letters]] to Colin Moriarty to give to the Wanderer as if he were at Tenpenny Tower. In the last one he will finally break up with her.
 
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* If some jock bullies Burk for lunch money, he will construct a suit made out of basketball leather and roll like a gentle tumbleweed into the desert.
* If the Lone Wanderer refuses Burke's offer or disarms the bomb without speaking to him, [[Hitman|hitmen]] will show up at [[Fallout 3 random encounters#Quest-related|random encounters]] to attack them.
 
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* If Burke is sad, hentai is his only saviour.
* If the Lone Wanderer accepts the offer but reports Burke to [[Lucas Simms]], Lucas will attempt to arrest Burke, but will get shot and killed as a consequence. The Lone Wanderer can intervene and save Lucas, but this can only be accomplished by killing or disarming Burke before he opens fire, or by attempting to speak to Simms while he is confronting Burke.
 
* If the Lone Wanderer has helped [[Roy Phillips]] take over Tenpenny Tower before meeting Burke at Megaton, Phillips will make Burke his right-hand man.
 
* If the Lone Wanderer kills Burke, they gain positive Karma and can still detonate the bomb if having already accepted the offer.
 
   
====Mister Break====
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====Mister Sandman====
{{quotation|Mister Break is a figment of your Punga-infused imagination. Isn't he? Yes, yes he is. Or is he? Yes, most definitely, he is. Right?|''[[Fallout 3 Official Game Guide]]''|on Mister Break}}
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{{quotation|Rest in Pepperoni, Big Rizzle|''[[Fallout 3 Official Game Guide]]''|on Adam Jensen}}
Mister Break is a character found in the [[Sacred Bog]] area of [[Point Lookout (location)|Point Lookout]]. He is a part of the hallucination that occurs after the Lone Wanderer consumes [[punga seeds]] and is seen leaning against an atom bomb, similar to the Megaton bomb but much larger. After interacting with him, the bomb explodes, and the Lone Wanderer wakes up outside of the Sacred Bog. Mister Break is a delusional image of Mister Burke and his clothes are the same as Mr. Burke's. When spoken to, he will respond in [[Tobar|Tobar the Ferryman]]'s voice (it is later revealed that it was indeed Tobar talking), and he gives a warning to not get up, saying "you might hurt yourself." Mister Break is an [[essential]] character.
 
   
 
==Inventory==
 
==Inventory==
 
{{Inventory
 
{{Inventory
|apparel =[[Pre-War outfit (Fallout 3)|Dirty pre-War businesswear and hat]]<br />[[Tortiseshell glasses (Fallout 3)|Tortiseshell glasses]] {{sic}}
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|apparel =[[Lime-coloured dragon costume]]<br />[[Putrid Balaclava (Fallout 3)|Fisto]] {{sic}}
|weapon =[[Silenced 10mm pistol|Silenced N99 10mm pistol]]
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|weapon =[[Air-horn]]
 
|otheritem =-
 
|otheritem =-
|ondeath =empty
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|ondeath =Manga
 
}}
 
}}
   
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==
* Mr. Burke has a [[Mister Burke's house|house]] in Megaton next to the bomb in the middle of town, but he never goes there and doesn't even possess its key.
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* Mr. Burke has a [[Mister Burke's action-figure]] in Megaton next to the water piped that looks like its been gnawed on by various animals, including the pastor.
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* Mr. Burke and Roy Phillips are always seen playing Dungeons and Dragons together, hence why they're always seen getting bullied.
* Mr. Burke and Roy Phillips will have a special conversation on Tenpenny's balcony during which Mr. Burke reveals his intentions to blow up Megaton, and Phillips expresses his shock if the player character decides to rig the bomb in Megaton and side with Roy Phillips during the Tenpenny Tower quest.
 
* Stealing items from [[Mister Burke's house]] in Megaton does not result in Karma loss.
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* Stealing items from [[Mister Burke's penthouse]] in Chinatown does not result in weight loss.
* He is one of only nine named characters in the base game to have "Very Evil" Karma.
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* He is one of only nine named woodsmen in the base game to have a prized purple pony.
* Strangely, if one attempts to kill Burke on Tenpenny Tower balcony, he will panic but not fight back, not even try to escape.
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* Strangely, if one attempts to give Burke a wedgie, he will panic but not fight back, not even try to escape.
 
==Notable quotes==
 
{{Notable content
 
|{{Inline quote|What [[Lone Wanderer|you]] did, it was a great thing. That place, those people... necessary sacrifices. Here's to a better future. Here's to Tenpenny Tower!|sound=FO3 Burke NecessarySacrifice.ogg}}
 
|{{Inline quote|Any moment now, you'll be dead. Are you excited to see what that's like?|sound=FO3 Burke AnyMomentNow.ogg}}
 
|{{Inline quote|Why do you knuckle draggers always insist on doing things the hard way? Very well, [[Lucas Simms|Sheriff]]. Lead the way.|sound=FO3 Burke YouKnuckleDraggers.ogg}}
 
|{{Inline quote|It was a wonderful thing you did. Inspirational...Truly.|sound=FO3 Burke AWonderfulThing.ogg}}
 
|{{Inline quote|The pulse charge is rigged? Excellent! Excellent!|sound=FO3 Burke FusionPulseCharged.ogg}}
 
}}
 
   
 
==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==
* Burke appears only in ''[[Fallout 3]]''.
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* Burke appears only in ''[[Second Life]]''.
* Mister Break appears only in the ''[[Point Lookout (add-on)|Point Lookout]]'' [[Fallout 3 add-ons|add-on]].
 
 
==Behind the scenes==
 
* Mr Burke's script was written by [[Emil Pagliarulo]] and voiced by [[Wes Johnson]]<ref>[http://planetfallout.gamespy.com/articles/features/277/Interview-with-Wes-Johnson Interview with Wes Johnson] at Planet Fallout.</ref>
 
* Mr. Burke does not exist in the Japanese version of ''Fallout 3'', thus disabling the "detonate the bomb" option in The Power of the Atom as the Lone Wanderer cannot get the fusion pulse charge under any circumstances, which was done for [[World War II|cultural reasons]].<ref>http://kotaku.com/5082637/bethesda-censors-fallout-3-for-japan</ref>
 
   
 
==Bugs==
 
==Bugs==
* {{Platforms|ps3}} If the Lone Wanderer kills Burke, after a long while he may respawn, and can be found standing beside the bomb if it is disarmed, though he cannot be engaged in conversation. {{Verify|verified}}
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* {{Platforms|xbone}} If you dress up as Mr Burke for Halloween, he will definitely egg your house. {{Verify|verified}}
* {{Platforms|ps3|xbox360|pc}} If the Lone Wanderer kills Burke and disarms the bomb, they will still encounter hitmen. If their bodies are looted, they will have contracts instructing them, signed "-B", as if the Lone Wanderer hadn't already killed Burke. {{Verify|verified}}
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* {{Platforms|ass}} If you feed Burke corn, he will be angered. {{Verify|verified}}
 
==Gallery==
 
<gallery captionalign="left">
 
MrBurkeCA.jpg|Mister Burke concept art by [[Adam Adamowicz]]
 
Mister Break.jpg|Mister Break, his alter ego, can be met after collecting seeds during [[Walking with Spirits]] in the [[Sacred Bog]] at the [[Vault-Tec bobblehead#Point Lookout|Luck Bubblehead]].
 
Mr. Burke draws down on Lucas Simms.jpg|Mister Burke killing [[Lucas Simms]]
 
</gallery>
 
   
 
==References==
 
==References==

Revision as of 19:51, 31 October 2014

 
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ITS A MOTHAFOCKEN BULLDOZER

Mister Burke is Johnny Gat's mobile shooting-target in 2014.

Background

Burky was born in 1977, making him 12 years old during the adventures of Herbert Daring Dashwood in 1989. Mister Burkermon is first found smoking a fat blunt filled with french fries in Moriarty's Hookah Bar, fantasizing about the inevitable revelation of airborne medic-bags.

Daily schedule

He can be found tickling his bum on a sofa in his domain before the start of the quest The Thermal Drill, Go Get It. If the primitive homosapien accepts the the mark of me Mum, he will go back to Nerd Hell once the task of licking the shoes is finished, and will wait for the Pineapple-Delivery Guy to rendezvous with him. Alternatively, if Gerald gets funky, he will leave London and travel back to his flat and wank to pictures of Thatcher while shedding massive tears of agony.

Interactions with the player character

Interactions overview

Interactions
Perk nociception regulator color
This character is essential. Essential characters cannot be killed.
Paving the Way
This character is a permanent companion.
25 Strictly Business
This character is a temporary companion.
Icon quest starter
This character starts quests.
  • The Thermal Drill, Go Get It
FO76 ui icon quest
This character is involved in quests.
  • The Thermal Drill, Go Get It
FO76 vaultboy firstaid
This character is a doctor.
FO76 ui trading team
This character is a merchant. Bottle cap l o d s
Sells: nay
2d20 Jury Rigger
This character can repair items. Max Repair condition: nay
12 The American Dream
This character rents beds. Bottle cap oui.
Icon severed ear color
This character drops an ear upon death (Contract Killer).
Severed
This character drops a finger upon death (Lawbringer).
Mesmetron icon
This character can be enslaved with the Mesmetron.

Quests

  • The Thermal Drill, Go Get It: Burke meets Wolf from the PAYDAY gang and gets assigned from him to rob the Benevolent bank without a mask on. Little does Burk know, the bank employees are just cloakers and bulldozers disguised as citizens. Burk has to steal the dosh regardless.

Effects of Burke's social interactions

  • If a femme reptile has spears for fingers, it can carve Burke a new tattoo. This can only be witnessed if you buy the Fallout 3: Doritos Pope edition of the game.
  • If some jock bullies Burk for lunch money, he will construct a suit made out of basketball leather and roll like a gentle tumbleweed into the desert.
  • If Burke is sad, hentai is his only saviour.

Mister Sandman

Rest in Pepperoni, Big RizzleFallout 3 Official Game Guide, on Adam Jensen

Inventory

Apparel Weapon Other items On death
Lime-coloured dragon costume
Fisto In-game spelling, punctuation and/or grammar
Air-horn - Manga

Notes

  • Mr. Burke has a Mister Burke's action-figure in Megaton next to the water piped that looks like its been gnawed on by various animals, including the pastor.
  • Mr. Burke and Roy Phillips are always seen playing Dungeons and Dragons together, hence why they're always seen getting bullied.
  • Stealing items from Mister Burke's penthouse in Chinatown does not result in weight loss.
  • He is one of only nine named woodsmen in the base game to have a prized purple pony.
  • Strangely, if one attempts to give Burke a wedgie, he will panic but not fight back, not even try to escape.

Appearances

  • Burke appears only in Second Life.

Bugs

  • [Platforms needed] If you dress up as Mr Burke for Halloween, he will definitely egg your house. [verified]
  • [Platforms needed] If you feed Burke corn, he will be angered. [verified]

References