Calvin van Lowe: Right, let's see here... the script begins on page twenty-five, so... aha. Here we are. Ahem... "Now beginning behavioral reprogramming on model number," uh... RX, zero, zero... and so on. "I, Calvin van Lowe, hereby agree... accountability... death and or dismemberment..." blah, blah, blah... Well, that was a waste of time. Listen here, Ms. Assaultron; I'm going to be augmenting your behavioral subroutines.
Calvin van Lowe: Okay, then I'll just... insert the data... here... Did that work?
Assaultron: Received: custom behavior parameters: "Sheepsquatch"
Calvin van Lowe: Excellent. Now, this next part might seem a little odd... And, to anyone listening, I assure you, this is necessary!
Assaultron: Received: custom behavior parameters: "Sheepsquatch Mating Rituals." Error: request conflicts with HR guidelines. Report filed.
Calvin van Lowe: Wait, wait, no! It's nothing like... it's nature, it's for-just wait! Execute administrative override!
Assaultron: Received: request for overwrite. Confirmation needed.
Calvin van Lowe: Uh... I confirm!
Assaultron: Confirmed. Primary behavior will be overwritten with submitted routine: "Sheepsquatch." Re-booting.
Calvin van Lowe: Wait, no, don't overwrite! I said override! It should only augment-- what are you-- wait! No! <Screaming, clatter, death wails>