A Bit of Slap and Tickle
Pretty Sarah, waiting for customers
“ Three flavors to choose from - Sweetie, Maude, and Jimmy. Sweetie's the house favorite, for reasons that should be obvious. Maude is what you might call the discount rack. She's what a customer wears if he doesn't have the caps to afford Sweetie - or just likes them old. Jimmy's more of a "specialist." I only hear good things. ” — Pretty Sarah
A Bit of Slap and Tickle is an  unmarked quest in .
Fallout: New Vegas
Quick walkthrough Edit
Unmarked Quest: A Bit of Slap and Tickle
Visit the Casa Madrid.
Hire a prostitute.
Detailed walkthrough Edit
There are three prostitutes working in the Casa Madrid, under the supervision of Pretty Sarah. They may be available for hire, dependent upon the player's gender:
Sweetie is a young female prostitute. She will sleep with men or women for 300 caps.
Maude is an older woman. She will only sleep with men, for 75 caps.
Jimmy is a male prostitute. He will only sleep with other men, for 200 caps.
After hiring a prostitute, the appropriate caps will be removed from the player's inventory and the screen will go black for a few seconds. This completes the quest.
Behind the scenes Edit
"Slap and tickle" is a lighthearted British slang term for sexual activity.
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