AUTOMATED RECORD 0000001 is a holotape in the Fallout 76 add-on Wild Appalachia.
It can be found in a crate designated "Mysterious Box" in Morgantown directly southeast of Big Al's Tattoo Parlor, in the parking lot of the Super Duper Mart.
<Sound of a large crate lid opening, someone getting out and coughing, and the crate closing>
[REDACTED]: <coughing, slow heavy breathing>
[REDACTED]: My god. Where ... the hell ... am I? Doesn't matter. Where was the other one again? Tower. River. Fork.