2CPoindexter.txt

	This is a transcript for dialogue with Poindexter.

Topics

TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION	RESPONSE TEXT	#
CaravanOffer	Want to play a hand of Caravan?	Neutral 50	A fascinating proposition. Naturally, my considerable genius makes me a master of the game, so try not to be disappointed if you lose miserably.	1
CaravanPlayerLoses	CaravanPlayerLoses	Neutral 50	I am unsurprised regarding your appalling lack of talent. Perhaps you'd care to try another hand? After all, you can only improve.	2
CaravanPlayerWins	CaravanPlayerWins	Neutral 50	Well now, this is an unexpected variable. You really must let me challenge you to a rematch, so I can analyze what passes for your strategy.	3
CaravanRematchNo	I'm all done playing for now.	Neutral 50	As you wish. Once you've salved your battered ego, perhaps you'll make another go of it.	4
CaravanRematchYes	Yeah, let's play again.	Neutral 50	Very well. I would wish you luck, but of course peerless intellect is all that matters here.	5
GREETING	GREETING	Disgust 10	While I have already internalized the new skills we have discussed, I feel as though my solution was nevertheless more practical.	6
	GREETING	Happy 25	Excellent! Maximal reward for minimal work.	7
	GREETING	Disgust 25	I trust you're satisfied with the squad's newfound teamwork? It's almost entirely my own doing, I assure you.	8
	GREETING	Neutral 50	Ever since consuming those "illicit rations" Razz offered us, I have felt a steadily-increasing desire to kill.	9
	GREETING	Sad 25	I understand the esteemed Chief Hanlon is no longer with us. A shame. He seemed to be the only competent leadership this Army had.	10
	GREETING	Neutral 50	I'm assuming you aren't associated with the Army or the Rangers. What can I do for you?	11
	GREETING	Disgust 25	You've done an excelent job ingratiating yourself to the top brass. I assume this is some sort of strategem?	12
	GREETING	Happy 25	You've managed to become extraordinarily well-liked by the top brass. You should exploit that for your own gain wherever possible.	13
	GREETING	Anger 20	Your behavior has become an unwelcome X-factor, and I would kindly ask you to consider altering it.	14
	GREETING	Disgust 50	I'm afraid I have no desire to socialize with unstable elements such as yourself.	15
	GREETING	Disgust 20	I must question your logic in coming here, in light of your prior actions.	16
	GREETING	Disgust 50	Kindly remove yourself, as I have no desire to be struck by a stray round when disgruntled troopers begin firing on you.	17
	GREETING	Neutral 50	Greetings once again.	18
MagsShapeUp1	I think you'll find that the Misfits' records are now much improved.	Happy 50	You actually did it? My friend, I am without doubt a genius, but I must say, you've given me a run for my money. Bravo. Bravo.	19
	Sgt. McCredie asked me to talk to you about getting your squad in shape.	Disgust 20	That seems highly illogical. What reason would he have for doing that?	20
	Going back to those squad improvements, I had an idea.	Surprise 15	And what do you propose?	21
PoindexterArmy	How'd a guy like you end up in the Army?	Disgust 10	It's a simple idea: the Army offers fiscal security and generous benefits at the cost of substantial personal risk - if you're on the front line.	22
		Disgust 10	If you perform too poorly, they'll scrub you out. Perform too well, and you get sent to the front lines.	23
		Happy 25	All I have to do is ride that mediocrity gradient to a cushy, do-nothing job miles away from the war.	24
PoindexterHistory	Tell me about yourself.	Disgust 25	To what purpose? It's highly unlikely you'd understand anything I'd say.	25
		Disgust 40	Suffice to say I'm a certified genius, and when I'm discharged from this pit of testosterone and failure, I'll have all the money I could ever need.	26
PoindexterMisfits	Are you in charge around here?	Sad 10	In a strictly official capacity, no.	27
		Disgust 30	However, as I am by far the most intelligent and resourceful figure on this base, I feel it's safe to say the soldiers here look up to me.	28
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic001	So, that's a no, then?	Anger 20	I suppose if you must stick with your narrow, parochial view of "in charge," then yes, it's a no. Are we done?	29
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic002	I wonder if anyone else would share that sentiment.	Sad 30	Genius is seldom appreciated in its own time.	30
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic003	Great, maybe you can help me get this squad working together!	Neutral 50	[FAILED] Why would I? If this unit improves its performance, we'll be shipped to the front lines. That's hardly conducive to living a long life.	31
	Since you're so respected, maybe you can help get this unit into shape.	Neutral 50	[SUCCEEDED] Hmm. You're trying to appeal to my ego. I must admit, it's an effective tactic. All right - I'll help.	32
		Neutral 50	But only because I want to see if it's even possible.	33
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic004	He thinks you might respond better to someone who isn't an authority figure.	Fear 15	This is an unexpected variable. I had hoped to coast on an easy wave of mediocrity to a cushy government pension.	34
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic005	I guess you don't feel so smart now, huh?	Anger 25	Your insults are both unhelpful and unwanted. I'll thank you to keep them to yourself.	35
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic006	Maybe I can help out.	Disgust 10	And how would you propose accomplishing such a goal?	36
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic008	It occurs to me that I might cheat.	Surprise 10	Hmm... an intriguing proposition.	37
		Happy 10	Company readiness reports are logged on the computer systems at the Resort. If you hack the system, you could alter our records.	38
		Disgust 10	Such an attempt, however, is likely to thwart efforts to motivate the squad to do actual work. If such is your goal, you should look elsewhere.	39
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic015	I'll do it. Work is overrated anyways.	Happy 30	Excellent! Squad readiness records can be accessed from two terminals at the resort: the main terminal in the lobby or a secure one in a back office.	40
		Fear 10	The main terminal is typically unlocked, but is also in the middle of a major thoroughfare, you'll have to be stealthy to access it.	41
		Happy 10	The office terminal is locked, but you might have an easier time accessing it, especially at night.	42
VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic016	Maybe I'll ask around a little more instead.	Disgust 20	As you wish; I'm sure the optimal solution will become apparent to you in time.	43

Conversation

TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION	RESPONSE TEXT	#
GOODBYE	Goodbye.	Neutral 50	I somehow suspect you'll be back to converse with me later.	44