I knew I couldn't trust those guys.

One of the many red flags, for sure!

Lol, what's a mullet?

EDIT 1: I looked it up on Google, and the three definitions I found made no sense in this situation. Google said a mullet is either a fish, a star mark, or a type of hairstyle. Is there something Google is missing?

EDIT 2: WAIT! I finally figured it out myself. The toilet paper in the back is what "mullet" was talking about, and the toilet paper in front is what "beard" was talking about.

"Oh, I feel stupid..."

- Ultimis Nikolai Belinski

Back to business... as an Institute agent, even I agree with you on the "beard better than mullet" thing.

Oh man I thought they were geniuses? You know, I saw this argument brought up on this wiki a while back, so I showed it to my husband (he always puts the TP the “mullet” way, so annoying lol). Even though everyone on the wiki was like the mullet way is “wrong”, he still thought it’s the “right” way. No convincing that man, he still puts it the “wrong” way 😑

^^ I'm glad you figured it out.

^ You know who does that? A synth.

Does he always leave the cap off the toothpaste as well? Or sleep with his socks on?

Death to the toilet paper tyrant if you can’t handle the party in the back then I’ll give you the business in the front lol

Around here it's simply called 'under' or 'over'.

Those who are 'unders' are heathens, plain and simple. :)

@The Appalachian No, aside from the toilet paper thing, he’s the best father and husband ever. No other annoying habits haha