You come across a strange man in some yoga suit, he is doing yoga on top of a ruined car. You’d ask him why he is there doing yoga and he replies “This is a big world, there is many interesting places to do yoga.” He would ask you if you would like to do some yoga with him, would you? You said yes, cos why not?

You’d hop onto the hood of the car and start doing yoga moves, you feel more relaxed. Your blood is flowing more and you feel more alert.

Some super mutants shoots at the both of you, you both take cover behind the car, after you kill all the attacking mutants, David turns to you and says “OOOOOOOOOOOH MY, that felt good, my blood was pumping! Pumping! Pumping!”

You would look at him confused, him noticing your confusion, he would say “Why I like doing yoga in the wasteland is to relax, even while danger is around.” You would ask him if he is addicted to jet, he replies insultingly “No, no no no, I don’t take that junk shit man, I’m just a very laidback person.”

David tells you that he is gonna do some yoga again, thanking you for the help, he gives you 50 caps and sends you on your way.

(Should I continue the story of David the Yoga man? If you think I should, do say so in the comments)